They really were on another plane of existence when they made Martin Blackwood. Truly the character of all time
He’s queer. He’s fat. He writes bad poetry. He has no degree and lies his way into a job he has no qualifications for. He manages to succeed at said job for 7 years with no one noticing anything. He has a crush on his boss who wishes he would die on a daily basis. He makes said boss fall in love with him AND elope with him to another country. He will openly tell you any emotion he is feeling at any time and you will never learn a single thing about his personal life. He watches his boyfriend kill someone and goes “huh, that was hot” and then encourages him to do it again. He had mommy issues. He has daddy issues. His suggestions for improvements of his workplace include “less murder” and “fire.” His first instinct at encountering the guy who woke his boyfriend up from a coma is to kill him. He has no middle name. His one unambiguous description is that he’s “not cool.” He regularly fantasizes about murdering his other boss and making out with his boyfriend over his corpse. How does anyone else ever compare