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Jonathan Sims drawn over a screenshot from a meme/ironic tiktok by Dan Hentschel. Jon is screaming angrily at the camera while sitting in his car with the caption "I HATE BEING THE ARCHIVIST!!!!!" Above his head.ALT
Jonathan Sims looking dazedly out a car window. He has duct tape over his mouth and wrists. He looks very disheveled (glasses askew, hair messy, eye bags, etc.) while he points at the window. There's a speech bubble above his head showing a tweet by user @dubstep4dads which has been edited to read: "(I get kidnapped and thrown in the back of the car but we drive past some good cows.) Me, pointing: 'khowfs.'"ALT
A full body drawing of Jonathan Sims facing front and back looking apathetic. He is wearing a crop top, booty shorts, and tube socks, exposing body hair and scars. the front of the crop top says "CEASELESS WATCHER." The back of it says "TURN YOUR GAZE UPON-" with an arrow pointing down to the back of the booty shorts which say "THIS WRETCHED THING."ALT
A redrawing of a meme image of people at a party staring at the camera in disgust while holding solo cups. From left to right there is Peter Lukas (but it's just his hand holding a solo cup, fog coming out around it), Timothy Stoker, Jonathan Sims, Basira Hussain, Alice "Daisy" Tonner, Sasha James, Melanie King, Not!Sasha, Martin Blackwood, Gerard Keay, Georgie Barker, and Gertrude Robinson. They are all staring at the camera with disgust and anger. There is a caption above the image which says "POV: You are Elias Bouchard."ALT
Martin Blackwood and Jonathan Sims drawn over a meme of a person yelling at another person as knives and other sharp blades go flying out of their mouth. Martin is yelling at Jon angrily and Jon looks pained as a knife impales him in the chest. He clutches at the bleeding wound as the other sharp blades fly past him. The caption above them says "No I'm not going to fucking gouge my eyes out and run away with you."ALT
A simple drawing of Elias Bouchard looking annoyed and tired as he rubs at his temple. The caption written next to him is taken from a tweet by user @BrianChinn62 which says "I'm not against gays but you are all just so annoying. God bless."ALT
Michael Distortion drawn over a meme smiling at the camera. The caption reads "I hope I am not only whimsical and odd to you guys, but also vaguely threatening." The right half of his face is bright pink and the other is bright blue, with rosy red spirals on his cheeks. His hair is bright yellow and flows around his head and sticks to his face in unnatural ways, with the lineart of his hair being rainbow colors. His eyes are similar to a black and white hypnosis spiral pattern.ALT
(1/3) Simplistic drawing of myself looking confused (I have medium length fluffy hair, a button nose, and glasses. Think Velma from Scooby Doo.) I have headphones on and a green speech bubble shows I'm listening to the Magnus Archives as it reads "Statement ends... It looks like Skrinko and his evil paperclip have made a return." I'm talking out loud as my speech bubble says "Wait, what? Return? When was this introduced?"ALT
(2/3) A caption at the top of the picture says "(3 episodes ago)" and below it two drawings of myself show me pressing play on my phone as a green speech bubble coming from my headphones says "*Ominous violin music*"ALT
(3/3) I'm smiling contently as green speech bubbles come from my headphones, but most of the text is obscured by a large thought bubble coming from my head which is just filled with TV static and the words "(brain static)". The green speech bubbles are covered and blurred out by the brain static but can just barely show the text saying "Episode 92: Skrinko's Evil Paperclip. Statement given by Jerma985 or something."ALT

She watches me ceaselessly til I’m a wretched thing!