Jon: Tim, would you like to know the real reason I have a sore throat?
Tim: yes, absolutely
Jon, showing Tim pictures from his phone: it’s because over the weekend I met up with my emo band from college
Jon: we decided to play some of our songs for old times sake I was the lead singer and song writer
Jon: we got really into it and I sang myself hoarse
Tim, shaking: why are you telling my this?
Jon, deleting the photos: because no one will ever believe you