2025-05-29 17:23:57 ¶ ● ⬈

not-so-allegiant-general:

> Motherfucking Jurgen Leitner

> LonelyEyes edition

> “Stupid idiot” Elias murmured under his breath and rolled onto his side. Peter raised his eyebrow, glancing at him.

> “What? Me?”

> “Motherfucking Jurgen Leitner.”

> Peter snorted.

> “Elias… Are you awake?” The only answer Peter got was unarticulated sound. “You’re not.” He hummed, amused.

> “God damn fool books collecting dust eating rat old bastard” Peter chuckled, closing his book; this was much more entertaining.

> “Darling…”

> “Shithead idiot avatar of the whore”

> “Oh god.” Peter giggled.

> “I hate him SO much.” Elias rolled again, snuggling closer to Peter, who barely contained his laughter now. “WHY does he have SO many fucked up books? Why did he decide to fuck around and find out??” Elias seemed to calm down a little; he only muttered very hatefully “jurgen leitner” few more times and went silent.

> “Never seen this mans face and i know he has the worlds shittiest beard” Elias blurted out suddenly.

> Peter burst into laughter, waking Elias up, he almost jumped out of the bed.

> “Lukas! What the fuck is wrong with you!?”

> “Jurgen Leitner” Peter wheezed between attacks of laughter.

> “Motherfucking Jurgen Leitner” Elias hissed, grabbing a blanket to cover himself and go back to sleep. “I hate that man so fucking much.”