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jellyshoes-fandomfolk:

> not-so-archive:

> > Elias and Jon come to an agreement.

> > The Eye tried really hard. But nothing worked, so it needed to be more direct.

> > WE DO NOT FUCK THE LONELY AVATARS

> > Elias sighed, looking at the words engraved on his desk. Jon made a face. They stayed silent. Jon hummed.

> > “Technically… I am not fucking anyone, ever, in my life. So it’s on you.” He stated, looking at Elias.

> > Elias glared at him and then at the engraving.

> > “Can you really call it fucking if the man is half a fog?”

> > Jon mused.

> > “I.. don’t think so. ”

> > “Good. Then we agree.”

> > They shook on it and went back to work.

> > Beholding was screaming in desperation.

> Peter and Martin get a similar message.

> STOP FUCKING THE EYE AVATARS

> “Well we don’t, so I don’t understand how this applies to us.”

> Peter walks away muttering about whether it really counts if it’s mostly Elias watching, which Martin did not tneed to know. They never speak of it again.