threecheersforsweetrevenge2004:

When Jon runs out of statements and gets hungry he just quizzes Martin endlessly about weird stuff that’s happened to him

Martin: ok um one time I saw a cat in an alley so I went to to pet it but then it was gone but to be fair I think it was just hiding behind a garbage can

Jon: Intriguing. That was like eating one (1) cracker but go on