December 2025

distortiondyke:

Put archivist in Yellow Door.

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edettethegreat:

“average employer feels neutral about workplace injuries” factoid is incorrect. the average employer hates workplace injuries because it reflects badly on the company and they’ll have to file a bunch of paperwork about it. OSHA Violations Elias, who loves paperwork and whose stated intent is to make sure his favorite employee gets as many workplace injuries as possible, is an outlier adn should not be counted

chocopinda:

Dw Peter no one likes online banking

madootles:

the melanie and jon show! (mag 28 -> mag 131)

yuzepi:

a digital painting of Elias Bouchard and Peter Lukas standing side by side against a bridge railing on a London night. The lights of the city can be seen in the background, and the stars in van goghs starry night, painted in a way that resembles starry night, look at the two figures. Elias’s form is more defined, and he holds a cigarette in his hand, the smoke of which illuminates the form of Peter Lukas who otherwise appears to blend into the background of the night.ALT

guess who sat down for an hour and finally finished up a wip after months

snakol:

tma fandom sure is something

lunehowls:

tea

heartscrypt:

the magnus archives is……. a podcast?!?!? duuude… no wayyy….. that’s crazy…… no… it can’t be…….

kiksniko:

the people yearn for melanie king. and georgie is here too

iron-wyrm:

A 4-panel comic of Jon and Martin on a bus / train to Scotland.  Jon is asleep and leaning on Martin's shoulder, Martin is staring out the window.  In the second panel Jon's face begins to splay apart, revealing a multitude of eyes inside.  Martin notices and looks very alarmed. In the third panel he pokes Jon's nose, pushing his face back into a more normal shape. In the fourth panel Jon wakes up groggily, presumably from being poked at, with a speech bubble containing several question marks above his head.  Martin still looks worried but resumes looking out the window. ALT
A cutesy drawing of Jonathing (body horror iteration of Jon, whose face splits apart into horrible eyeball-covered petals a la The Thing, or the demogorgon from stranger things) and Martin embracing. One of Jonathing's eyeball face-petals is smacking Martin on the cheek, sort of like a kiss.  Martin is blushing but not looking very enthused about this gesture of affection. ALT

had the bright idea this evening that I enjoy drawing Jonathing, and I also enjoy drawing sappy JonMartin nonsense, so why not combine the two (much to Martin’s chagrin)

coffibee:

heartscrypt:

i can’t believe he was only 3 apples tall when the horrors got him ☹️

redlobter:

Assorted Avatars, Aspects, and Associates of the fourteen Fears! Starting with Jon, we have Jonathan Sims (The Eye), Martin Blackwood (The Lonely), Jane Prentiss (The Corruption), Michael the Distortion (The Spiral), Annabelle Cane (The Web), Oliver Banks (The End), Hezekiah Wakely (The Buried), Manuela Dominguez (The Dark), Nikola Orsinov (The Stranger), Melanie King (The Slaughter), Jared Hopworth (The Flesh), Agnes Montague (The Desolation), Daisy Tonner (The Hunt), and, last but not least, Michael Crew (The Vast)

iron-wyrm:

A scribbly drawing riffing of of the "Season's Greetings" / "Season's Greason's" meme with the Dougal Dixon posthumans - it's Jonathing jumping on Martin's back in a stereotypical snowy winter scene. ALT

Obligatory seasons’s greasons with JonaThing and Martin

Safe travels if you’ve got to travel this time of the year!

nuokis:

happy gerry guesday

lunehowls:

winter

hi, sorry if this is a weird ask, but is there anywhere i could buy prints of your art? one of your jon pieces (the one with the hand) i would love to have on my walls i just wanted to know

hi there! appreciate the ask! not a weird question at all, although my answer is probably going to bore you, apologies in advance.

any work of mine that is fanart (which is most of what i post on tumblr, because this place isn’t exactly interested in original work) cannot be sold or use to make profit, which means there will never be any prints made of my tma fanart.

that said, if you have access to a home printer, by all means, get yourself some nice paper and some scissors and go nuts! so long as you’re not distributing it/reuploading it/selling it yourself/etc, i don’t care if someone prints out my fanart, as it’s not something i have any way to make money off of in the first place.

i do ask that people refrain from cropping out my watermarks, but apart from that… what you print out at home on your own time is between you and the ceaseless watcher.

tl;dr making money off of fan content is a big no-no, and so long as you’re chill i don’t care if you print my fanart for personal use.

2uselemon:

anything could happen in the archives of the magnus institute

inspired by fools chasing fractals by @jonskepticeye on ao3 GO FRIKIN READ IT!!!!!!!! nearly every pining interaction between these two in this story took place in a setting that made me think of warm yellow lighting in a quiet place,,,, had to draw it (im only halfway thru no spoils >:[[)

inspo snippet under the cut

Keep reading

catticry:

Anatomy of The Archivist 👁

floof-ghostie:

The fact that Oliver Banks was at Jon’s sickbed casually trauma dumping onto this man is genuinely hilarious. An Archivist’s work of being an unlicensed, unpaid therapist is never done

swiapples:

jon though the seasons!