TMA relisten of MAG160 and by god Jonah’s statement is SO cunty. “every moment of the last 160 episodes was a precisely calculated part of my evil plan and I’m going to make YOU monologue it FOR me, Jon.” He’s so fucking funny I want to strangle him to death
Underrated Jonathan Sims moment when he puts out a call for a statement from a computer hobbyist in hopes of finding someone who can break him into Gertrude’s laptop. And the woman who answers gives one of the most memorable, spine-chilling, true-to-form-internet-horror statements at the pinnacle of what TMA horror can be. And Jon’s like “happy for you or sorry that happened anyway can you hack into this laptop for me?”
And she does
Jon please just pay a professional for their time.
Underrated Jonathan Sims moment when he puts out a call for a statement from a computer hobbyist in hopes of finding someone who can break him into Gertrude’s laptop. And the woman who answers gives one of the most memorable, spine-chilling, true-to-form-internet-horror statements at the pinnacle of what TMA horror can be. And Jon’s like “happy for you or sorry that happened anyway can you hack into this laptop for me?”
And she does
Jon please just pay a professional for their time.
Recognizing that perhaps the alternative would be Jon hiring someone as a work expense. Meaning Elias would probably come knocking at Jon’s door like
Elias: “Hello I’m processing expense reports. There’s a line item for ‘Professional hacker’ paid for service of 'Breaking into laptop of predecessor my boss murdered’. Jon, was that you?” Jon: “I don’t think I need to answer that.” Elias: “…” Jon: “…” Elias: “Next time I’m not approving it.”
Underrated Jonathan Sims moment when he puts out a call for a statement from a computer hobbyist in hopes of finding someone who can break him into Gertrude’s laptop. And the woman who answers gives one of the most memorable, spine-chilling, true-to-form-internet-horror statements at the pinnacle of what TMA horror can be. And Jon’s like “happy for you or sorry that happened anyway can you hack into this laptop for me?”
And she does
Jon please just pay a professional for their time.
Recognizing that perhaps the alternative would be Jon hiring someone as a work expense. Meaning Elias would probably come knocking at Jon’s door like
Elias: “Hello I’m processing expense reports. There’s a line item for ‘Professional hacker’ paid for service of 'Breaking into laptop of predecessor my boss murdered’. Jon, was that you?” Jon: “I don’t think I need to answer that.” Elias: “…” Jon: “…” Elias: “Next time I’m not approving it.”
Jon wouldn’t pay for it himself because he’s a stingy bastard who hoards money like he’s prepping for the apocalypse after this one.
