November 2024

annabelle–cane:

things jon missed while stalking his colleagues:

conclusion: he’s bad at this <3

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

Hang on I’m formulating something

The murder of Gertrude Robinson:

  • She was murdered by an entity using the clandestine tunnel system beneath the institute
  • She was murdered by an entity masquerading as a normal team member of the Magnus Institute
  • Martin found her dead body and reported it
  • Jon called everyone to an urgent assembly, to go round robin and interrogate everyone on their whereabouts
  • All team members claim to have been performing their assigned tasks, at the time of the murder
a photoshop of the Among Us "Emergency Meeting" screen in which the crewmate slamming the emergency button has a Beholding Eye on its foreheadALT

“Susplemental” - Jonathan Sims

mumblesplash:

actually while i’m here: jonathan “gotta compromise the structural integrity of my skeleton before i jump into the Crush You To Death Dimension” sims is fucking COASTING on the quality of his voice. this man impulse-murdered a coffee table with an axe because he was pissed at the eldritch being imprisoned within it and was SURPRISED when destroying the horror prison released the horrors. by season 2 he is accusing his coworkers of murder for being nice to him and is literally on a first name basis with the autonomous physical manifestation of losing your mind. he makes the most absurd possible choice at every turn and somehow STILL manages to come across as straitlaced and reasonable because he talks like if a bbc documentary voiceover was disappointed in you personally

thegaydepressedone:

i find it really funny how when jon kills people he like channels the power of an entity of fear and smites them, but when elias kills people he just like. shoots them with a gun or beats them with a metal pipe.

calliopeorgans:

starting a collection

Hi I can contribute