Every time I said Jon was way too mean to Martin in season 1 is really laughable actually now that I’m on season 2.

Season 1 Jon “I sent Martin, that doddering fool and stain on my work-life, to go investigate. As can be expected he found nothing useful, and was dumb the whole time. His poetry is terrible.”

Season 2 Jon “Martin’s been saying things like ‘Are you okay, Jon?’ and 'How are you feeling after the attack, Jon?’ and 'I’m worried about your health, Jon’ which I believe means he’s trying to kill me. He made me tea with no sugar, how I like it, which leads me to believe he’s trying to kill me. He’s been ignoring work to check in on me and make sure I’m okay, which likely means he’s trying to kill me. All this leads me to believe he may be trying to kill me. His poetry is terrible.”