So Jon’s always been a stupid motherfucker which is not open for debate. And I kinda thought the s1 finale would be a turning point for him to get his head on straight but instead he graduated into being a stupider motherfucker in season 2 due to his whole paranoid unraveling descent into “everyone in this grocery store wants to kill me carnally”.

But what has me amazed right now is, against all expectation, he’s managed to become an even stupider motherfucker in season 3 by deciding the best thing to do while being a fugitive is to go solo candid-camera'ing with all the monsters that he knows love to do death and murder so so so much.

Like season 2 Jon was like “supplemental I threw away my tea because I realized I left it on my desk within breathing distance of Martin which means Martin could very easily have poisoned it if he was carrying around tea poison” to season 3 *clicks on clunky tape recorder he stole from his previous boss* “okay I’m here in the park with Ms. Loves Arson who we know from previous statements is 300 years old and has committed every single act of arson in the greater London area and also she hates my guts so much. Luckily I cornered her in this park full of flammable leaves. I have an IQ of 137. Statement begins.”