TMA watch order proposal: the shuffle button.
I think this is a good idea and will work because pretty much all of the statements can be experienced in any order, and even the canon order is not chronological in the slightest.
It would just be a matter of waiting until the post statement to hear Jon Archivist oscillate WILDLY and at complete random among extreme paranoia, inhuman monster-becoming, tepid annoyance, world-ending nihilism, kidnappings, haughty office-job snobbery, understanding everything, understanding nothing, understanding everything (but worse, with horrible powers), thinking all of this is just stupid, and “I’m living in my coworkers’ walls”.
I just think it would be fun to listen through the statement-of-the-day and anticipate what Jon you’re getting at the end. Like a gacha game.