The unintentional comedy of the Not!Them…
Every single time they get freed they’re given approximately 0.4 seconds to go “Ì̷̺ ̴͚͠a̵͔͑m̴̙̀ ̸̜̇f̴̰͛r̷͍̍e̶͖̕e̸͎̒!̵̔ͅ ̴̥̑N̶̪͂o̸̝̍w̸̖͑ ̷̜͐I̵͇͂ ̷̈́͜w̷̜͋î̶̩l̸̯͊ļ̸̾ ̸̟͑ŝ̵͉e̴̯͊e̶̠͌k̶̥̓ ̶̐ͅm̸̺̀y̴̙̔ ̸̹̋r̴͎̄e̵̲̐v̴͑͜ę̴̅n̸̲͘g̷̩͑e̵̳͂!̶̙̈́ before getting their shit boxed in by someone who’s like "not now”
#i swear it’s happened like 3 times
GREAT news it’s four now
- shoved in a table
- shoved in a Leitner
- chased to fuck-all land by Daisy
- smote by the Avatar of this World’s New God
I don’t uh… I don’t think they’re coming back from this.
Wait though I DO need to emphasize how much they were smited. How more-smote than anything on this show’s been smote the Not!Them were.
The Not!Them got ballsy and Jon said “I’m telling” and the Wrath of the New World descended and popped them like a balloon. The Not!Them got cheeky and Jon whipped out his Super Smash Bros FinalSmash. The Not!Them said ‘lol your dead coworker I killed sucked :P’ and Jon went *neutral B*. After being shoved aside 3 times previously the Not!Them earned the honor of 4 Big Bad deaths at once.