I’m relistening to some old Magnus Archive episodes and I just got back to my absolute favorite Peak Jon Sims moment where he reads the case of a guy claiming to be stalked by a vengeful spirit of a spider he killed and Jon’s like “End recording. He was literally insane and delusional the end. This guy’s an idiot. Ghost spiders aren’t real. So this was stupid and we don’t care. Also the fact that he was found dead a week later with his corpse completely encased in spider webs is a normal thing, probably.”
#jon‚ shaking: THERES NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS GETTING HAUNTED BY SPIDERS#I WOULD KNOW. BECAUSE IT HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME ALSO (via @mumblesplash)