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Jonathan Sims as a moderately successful youtube personality because he uploads all his statement readings to the internet but all the video titles are Like That.

Institute Archivist DESTROYS Idiotic Ghost Theorists with FACTS and LOGIC

*thumbnail Martin made of Jon looking supremely smug with some stock-image man crouched over crying behind him*

He keeps it up throughout the seasons but the conviction really starts to wane.

Archivist Jonathan Sims Makes COMPELLING ARGUMENT Against Guy Who Has Some EQUALLY GOOD POINTS About Why Holes Are Evil

Season 5 it’s actually just wrapped right back around

Institute Archivist DESTROYS Idiotic Ghost Theorists With FACTS and LOGIC But Mostly With The SMITING POWERS He Got From GOD

reply from veritablenonsense that says
"the fact that the statements don't track to digital makes this even funnier. It's like. 20 minutes of static and digital tearing and sound glitches, and then 40 seconds of him saying "anyway that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard of. spiders don't even HAVE ghosts" and then signing off. He has a tiny obsessive following of people who think he's some kind of surrealist gimmick artist"ALT

This continues into s5 where it’s 20 minutes of tearing and glitches and then Jon going “that’s fucked up. Ceaseless Watcher, turn you gaze upon this wretched thing” followed by 30 seconds of prolonged agonized otherworldly screaming of a person being rent asunder.

The surviving like 20 people in his fanbase are divided whether this is Jonathan Sims incorporating the ongoing apocalypse into his gimmick or whether he’s just the guy who started the whole apocalypse.