Underrated Jonathan Sims moment when he puts out a call for a statement from a computer hobbyist in hopes of finding someone who can break him into Gertrude’s laptop. And the woman who answers gives one of the most memorable, spine-chilling, true-to-form-internet-horror statements at the pinnacle of what TMA horror can be. And Jon’s like “happy for you or sorry that happened anyway can you hack into this laptop for me?”

And she does

Jon please just pay a professional for their time.