2020-04-14 17:46:36 ¶ ●

Thank god for Ben Meredith really. He saw how much people were thirsting over Elias and knew he needed to do something. First time I heard Elias’ voice I googled Ben and what do I see? The Worlds Worst Facial Hair. It’s an instant kill to hornyness. Now every time I hear Elias’ voice I instantly picture that weird fuckin moustache and it shuts down the part of my brain that makes ‘I’d tap that’ juice. Incredible. What a service he’s doing. And at the expense of his own body. Truly a hero of our times