2020-02-20 11:56:26 ¶ ●

Listen. Listen to me. Jon is not hot. He is not a Soft Library Boy or a Dark Academia aesthetic or whatever. Jon is a crunchy, crunchy little man who spends his whole life canonically LIVING in a basement, reading crazed ramblings about shitty ghosts, and you think this man is in any way attractive? Jon is the exact type of person who’d use a bar of soap as shampoo cause “it’s just more practical”. Jon probably owns three shirts and they’re all the exact same because “it’s the one that fits”. This bitch’s skin was so was so crusty an eldritch entity needed to hold him captive for a MONTH to get him as mosturised as the average skinable human being. And y’all are drawing him as some French tucking sweater prettyboy? I’m just saying Martin is clearly the hot one in the relationship