2020-04-01 18:55:44 ¶ ●

Jonny Simms has flung me directly into the sun

2020-04-03 7:16:19 ¶ ● ⬈

radiosandrecordings:

> His favourite ice cream is rum and raisin what an absolute old man thats disgusting I love him

2020-04-03 7:45:40 ¶ ● ⬈

transarchivist:

> i’m never going to be over sasha. i’m never going to be over how sasha was supposed to be the next archivist. i’m never going to be over that

2020-04-03 8:33:18 ¶ ● ⬈

avvrice:

> gertrudes tape: theres a gas main undeneath the magnus institute that i planned to light on fire to burn the place down before i died
> the web, who sent jon that lighter back in s1:

2020-04-03 8:45:32 ¶ ● ⬈

luftballons99:

> Happy birthday, dear archivist…

2020-04-03 9:01:41 ¶ ● ⬈

bradbradleyart:

> OH SEASON 5 HAS ME GOIN

2020-04-03 9:31:23 ¶ ● ⬈

## tma 161 spoilers

whatagrump:

> some plot thoughts: in both recordings jon listened to, there was a bit about sources of ignition inside the archives.

> - in the gertrude tape, she’s talking about using a gas main and petrol to burn down the archives. leitner mentions her “pyromaniac streak.”
> - and in the birthday party tape, tim makes a whole show out of bringing matches into the archives and lighting candles, freaking jon out.

> jon wants to know why jonah sent the tapes, and martin claims he’s gloating. but what if jonah wasn’t the one who sent the tapes? because there’s a common theme in the two we heard, and it’s not a theme that would bode well for the archives or, presumably, jonah.

> and in general, what if the tape recorders mysteriously clicking on isn’t actually a beholding thing? like it’s obvious why we assume it is, but important objects showing up mysteriously and machines switching on without anyone pressing the button sounds very web-like to me. anyway, that would be an intense twist.

2020-04-04 13:02:06 ¶ ● ⬈

gertritude-art:

> i was so blinded by my desire to defend jon that i forgot about his greatest enemy: himself

2020-04-04 13:15:54 ¶ ● ⬈

supplimental:

> Ok I know that we’re all lovingly giving Martin shit for having a crush on the man who infodumped about emulsifiers at his birthday party, but we need to remember that Jon also fell in love with the man who uttered the words “tannins are a proven headache trigger” at an office social event. Those two are perfect for each other.

2020-04-04 14:15:31 ¶ ● ⬈

peglarpapers:

> martin, at his ice cream birthday party: oh jon i’m so glad you could come :)

> jon, absolutely fucking annihilating a double scoop of rum and raisin:

2020-04-05 5:45:56 ¶ ● ⬈

skyberia:

> some further not!jon thoughts

> bonus: when sasha breaks the table, instead of freeing the notthem, real jon comes out and beats the shit out of his replacement

2020-04-07 7:16:18 ¶ ● ⬈

letsdontdie:

> Instead of dwelling on how much I miss Tim and Sasha I decided to dwell on Jon absolutely info obliterating Martin’s birthday

2020-04-07 18:46:25 ¶ ● ⬈

ironicmemeing-art:

> The most whipped men in the apocolypse

2020-04-10 7:00:29 ¶ ● ⬈

signalterminated:

> Jon: Now for my daily routine of self-inflicted torture by listening to tape recordings of my dead friends

> The Eye: Waky waky eggs and bakey bitch it’s time to go on a post-apocalyptic roadtrip of truly homosexual proportions

2020-04-10 7:17:24 ¶ ● ⬈

bradbradleyart:

> Timsasha is suddenly very exciting

2020-04-11 8:16:03 ¶ ● ⬈

lliliiarts:

> > No, the Eye wishes instead that it be my chrysalis.

> > It is time that I emerge.

2020-04-14 17:46:21 ¶ ● ⬈

holdperson:

> chrysalis

2020-04-14 17:46:36 ¶ ●

Thank god for Ben Meredith really. He saw how much people were thirsting over Elias and knew he needed to do something. First time I heard Elias’ voice I googled Ben and what do I see? The Worlds Worst Facial Hair. It’s an instant kill to hornyness. Now every time I hear Elias’ voice I instantly picture that weird fuckin moustache and it shuts down the part of my brain that makes ‘I’d tap that’ juice. Incredible. What a service he’s doing. And at the expense of his own body. Truly a hero of our times

2020-04-14 18:16:23 ¶ ● ⬈

lonely-kolibri:

> I’m jumping on the moth jon bandwagon

2020-04-15 19:05:49 ¶ ●

Guys GUYS galaxy brain there are 2 beds in the safe house (as confirmed 162) but they pushed them together to make one big bed send tweet

2020-04-16 20:19:51 ¶ ●

I really have no explanation for this one folks

2020-04-17 8:00:09 ¶ ● ⬈

oceanbrine:

> elias bastárd himself!! the first in what i hope to be a series of animations like this one, that I imagine to be the case files of some government or other on the various avatars. ;)

2020-04-19 10:00:03 ¶ ● ⬈

slowopoke:

> follow your dreams martin <3

2020-04-20 7:16:02 ¶ ● ⬈

jayceart:

> At least they can find comfort in each other

2020-04-21 8:16:20 ¶ ● ⬈

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jxpotato:

> MAG 163 from an outside perspective

2020-04-22 14:46:24 ¶ ● ⬈

sadfishkid:

> missing these legends ✊ 😔

2020-04-23 7:00:31 ¶ ● ⬈

luftballons99:

> i can’t stop thinking about @ehlihr‘s teacher!jon au i couldnt NOT draw something for it

2020-04-23 10:18:26 ¶ ● ⬈

theesnakebitch:

> Guess who! 🤡🎪❤️

2020-04-23 18:06:00 ¶ ●

surprise bitch bet you’d thought you’d seen the last of me : )

2020-04-24 7:02:08 ¶ ● ⬈

themlet:

> helen walking around in HEELS fucking YES queen of STILETTOS queen of FASHION queen of being VAGUELY MENACING and having the MOST INTENSE COUGAR ENERGY i have EVER FELT IN MY LIFE you KNOW a bitch is strutting around in a pantsuit made entirely of swarovski CRYSTALS you KNOW her acrylics are 2 inches long and coffin shaped and HOLO you KNOW she got on those LOUBOUTINS them red bottomed HEELS yes GOD she is VIBING every fucking day is margarita monday for helen YES BITCH live your best LIFE i support YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

2020-04-24 7:45:41 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

everchased:

> so the fears can’t be destroyed and they can’t be banished back to where they came from so…hmm

> hmmm if only… there were a supernatural structure that specialized in collecting fears and was built originally as (or on? whatever) a prison and already had a warden seated in the middle of it. a warden that has made it perfectly clear throughout the series that killing him would be ill-advised and deserves a fate worse than death anyway! hmmm if only!!

2020-04-24 12:30:34 ¶ ● ⬈

kltzart:

> cant believe i get to tag this as spoilers

2020-04-30 18:02:15 ¶ ●

finally serving some well earned vengeance

2020-04-30 18:12:22 ¶ ●

Haha Jon what the fuck dog