why is it always “you have an infestation” and “oh my god why are you covered in lesions” and never “how is the wasp’s nest in your attic? is it nice? does it thrum with life and malice? does it sing that you are beautiful, that you are a home, that you can be fully consumed by what loves you?”
Dear Rusty Quill. Listen. I’ve been at this for just under two years (22 months to be exact) and I’ve not even finished four seasons’ worth of hoops. I can’t do another whole show. Mercy. I’m only human. But these have raised 10k dollars to charity, so that’s awesome at least.
you ever think about how jon and elias made each other gods. im going insane
still wishing we had gotten a proper jon&elias conversation in 200. “good luck” was great but my soul itches for jon acknowledging with someone (the ONLY one) who gets it that it does feel good and that he does want it and still! picking! goodness! because at the end of the day the only difference between jon and elias is that jon is desperately altruist while elias is utterly selfish and still still still they see each other the only way that the Eye can. in a mirror.
#1 best hobby btw is explaining the magnus archives to my best friend who works in an academic non-profit. “where the fuck is the board of directors while he’s doing all this” they say. “he’s keeping human remains WHERE” they say. “god it’s always like this. like do we even HAVE human resources” they say
anyway. if i ever buy a piece of tma merch it’s between these two designs
from @chaossauceart’s redbubble shop — how lucky for me that bug und meat, my preciousest darlings, are the designs that come in colors i will wear — i am leaning toward 🥩 because um. it’s funnier. due to the fact that i do not in fact eat meat. (veganly) meat is meat :)
sometimes being coworkers who hate each other is one of the most profound forms of human connection. you know me well you can’t stand my shit and where does that lead us. still stuck in the same room together. still knowing me. we could kill god together.
The most potent blorbos are the not the hottest or the most pathetic, they’re the ones who share your particular neuroses but in their world those neuroses are significantly more justifed
@ajcrawly‘s recent fic THAT IS HERE is so good and so emotionally devastating but the first thing I latched onto was Fanshawe surgically peeling an apple SO…
HERE @ineskew and anon!
I’m very partial to MAG 127′s EYES ON THE INSIDE business, as well as the vibe of 16th-19th century anatomical drawings where people were posed just like…chillin w/ their guts.
This is doubling as a response to your ask AND ALSO art for @screechfoxesfic which is uhhhhhh my jam….love a georgian spookybitch who kisses the skulls of his friends.
Yeah i actually turned your boyfriend into the messiah of the apocalypse and he’s now permanently feeling the ghost touch of me creating him into what he is now. Yeah we are permanently linked and he’s coming for my neck as we speak. I’m getting increasingly euphoric and afraid of him btw
eugh blugh anyway anyway. elias like talks to jon completely differently than he talks to anyone else. if jon is the room he is talking exclusively to jon regardless of how many other people are in the room. if jon is not in the room but there’s a tape recorder running he’s talking to jon. if he thinks jon might have this conversation relayed to him at a later date he’s talking to jon. mag 92 is hysterical because why did you pack this office with as many people as possible for this conversation and then audibly not break eye contact with one specific guy for twenty minutes. well this is because jon is the only person that actually exists to him in this situation. or most situations. elias knows he’s in a podcast but as far as he’s concerned he and jon are the only characters in it and everyone else is set dressing and he gets so cranky about it when the set dressing starts expressing free will. jon is aware that other people exist 95% of the time unless he is actively talking to and/or yelling at elias and then he kind of forgor. mag 102 when elias is like melanie is coming to murder me with a knife for like .25 seconds jon is like the fuck is melanie and then returns to reality and remembers he has a life outside of “weird thing with elias” and is kind of embarrassed. like uh whoops sorry got kind of intense there for a second (elias continues to be kind of intense unabated) (forever)
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