ok here’s my opinion on “can x cook” headcanons. obviously elias can cook. he’s lived alone for like 150 years. get real. people who think he has Staff are tripping also btw. he’s literally the secrets guy. peter has staff. elias can make a hollandaise
My piece for the 2024 Elias Bouchard pinup calendar (with accompanying minific written by @paradisepuppet) which is now available here for the price of production/shipping! I got February, which is the month of valentines… and pipe murder 🥰
could u explain to me how jonah magnus can be Scottish? like a genuine question, im not trying to be rude im just curious how u came to that conclusion
To me it seems logical that someone close to polytheistic pantheons would be from an area in the UK that already had support from similar viewpoints. (Scandinavia having the Norse religion.)
welp…im on s3, specifically just finished ep 97, and now i know where that famous audio that was circulating around in the cosplay community is from
somehow i didnt know “how can i sound like anything, silly? i am plastic” was from the magnus archives, and i stared this series because i wanted to finish this before i get into the hermit archives so i can understand the world building a bit more but now i feel really bad for jon, because he is becoming a personal punching bag for a bunch of monsters and i kind of miss the s1 jon sounding skeptic about everything he reads, shitting on every statement
on the other hand i understand why he is becoming a punching bag, he is very bulliable and his yelps are kind of cute
——— [image description: We see Jon in profile as he is leaning forward, elbows on a metal railing, holding a hand-rolled cigarette in his right hand and blowing smoke from his mouth. He wears a muddy green t-shirt. His dark brown hair is almost at shoulder lenth and has many grey strands. His left hand is bandaged up to its wrist and there is the hint of a big, white bandaid on the front of his neck. his arm and his face dappeled with many small round scars.]
I clipped the part of the mag 147 post statement that makes me loose my goddamn mind so I can have it easily on hand as an spiritual tranquilizer dart for myself
Audio transcript:
Jon: Annabelle’s right, though. I mean, I can’t trust anything she says to not be another lie to further manipulate and maneuver us, but deep down, think she’s right.
What I’ve been doing to these people, it – it hasn’t been because I was puppeted, or controlled, or possessed.
I wanted to do it. It felt good.
But at least I know I can stop; I just – don’t know how. I – (he sighs) I don’t – want to stop. (ugh) Goddamn, this one really took it out of me. I need to go lie down. (uh) End recording.
the murder club statement rules because the statement giver has almost no idea that there’s anything weird about what she and her friends are doing. she only came to the institute because after a few days of murdering she had the passing thought “now–and I know this sounds crazy–what if there was something supernatural about all of us simultaneously deciding to hunt each other for sport?” she talks about her enjoyment of true crime as if it were more outlandish than murder club 2.0’s current project. good for her, I hope she had a nice time.
its so funny cause like…the hunt didnt even eat well there. i dont think any of them were even really that scared, they were just really into murdering each other.
a sweet sweet five seconds of feeding as the murder clubbers realize “oh I’m about to be stabbed”
I always interpreted that statement as a slaughter statement more than a hunt one despite the obvious aspects of hunting, it felt like it was more about the fact that it was senseless and the fact they weren’t particularly scared is to me an indication it’s slaughter
I think the hunt and the slaughter were definitely collaborating on it, the statement giver mentions tapping her feet to inaudible music and that’s very slaughter to me imo, but I think if it were fully slaughter then they wouldn’t have kept it to just club members, they would have gone after random people for more senseless violence. there’s also the fact that the winner just stopped caring after she killed her last friend; suddenly losing zest after the chase is finished is much more hunt than slaughter.
Monster Jon headcanon where there’s constantly tapes running all over the archive and as you get closer to his office the amount of them gets so large that the whirr is almost deafening,
Monster Jon headcanon where he’s like a dragon hoarding knowledge and the archive is his lair
The others call him a monster when he wakes up from his coma so he simply decides he might as well be,
The others don’t come up into the archive anymore because they know a recorder will be waiting for them no matter what
Martin comes into his office himself after the 5th something complaint he gets about Jon hunting people for statements and he sees all the recorders, yet he keeps approaching until he sees Jon sorting statements, and as Jon turns around to answer him the recorders rewind for a second and then switch to play and his voice crackles out from every recorder in sight
i shouldve made tim and sasha transparent cuz theyd be ghosts but im lazy. i had to draw s1 jon for a a thing and was like ew he looks wrong. so here. bye.
ppl trying to make some of these ships all cute n domestic dont seem to understand these characters are insane. they would have sex by standing on opposite sides of the room fully clothed playing mind games
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