the next best thing to fucking your evil boss (maybe better than fucking your evil boss?) is through contrivances of time travel or multiverse navigation or 🚪 or whatever to go fuck your evil boss’s slightly less evil (pre-evil? still building up our evilness levels) earlier incarnation 200 years in the past and make him fall in love with you. and then 👁️👁️👁️👁️ him off this plane of existence
you could also stay put where you are and pursue a bizarre parasocial relationship with said proto-boss that makes your current evil boss feel really weird ?