first most important trait of a good archivist is obviously heedless reckless curiosity which can never be sated. second most important trait is that being terrified makes you kind of horny
my resume applying for head archivist position at the magnus institute
-33 years experience being an incorrigibly nosy cunt
-lost my virginity in a deliriously haunted house shortly after seeing a fucked up spectral face in a window (events related)
-LOVE the sound of my own voice
-super lucky not like win the lottery lucky but like almost been hit by a car a bunch of times but it always misses lucky
-theater background
-if i find a secret tunnel i WILL go in it