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(elias voice) the important thing to understand about jonah magnus is he had an ass that just wouldn’t quit. it was a perfect ass.
(it never was. but HAD IT BEEN)
(laughing nervously) uhhh. don’t you?
(long drawn out pained noise)
(placebo voice) we’re sewn togetherrrt
(sits bolt upright) skull kissing opportunity
30something autistic cunt representation
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:^)
CHINHANDS.
COMPUTER ERASE THAT ENTIRE PERSONAL LOG.
CUTE…nyalias
DESECRATED HOST THE GOAT
ELIAS 🥰🥰🥰
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!
HELLO ?
HI?
HIIIIII
IS IT BONK DAY??? KISS KISS
JONAH...
JONELIAS
MEAT PIT MEAT PIT MEAT PIT MEAT PIT
O????
PERKY oh that’s too much. he’s too much
UGH WHEN HE
YEAH TELL EM ROACH
YESSS LETS GOOOOOOOO
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a beautiful superstar…
a classic moment.
aaaaaaaaaaa im in love
about ‘was like bloody swiss cheese’ which is one of the funniest things he’s ever said.
abrupt extreme shifts in power and who’s holding the cards is like. Thee Jonelias Shit to me. god.
absolutely fucking bananas
agnes montague
ah. a careful man.
also the way elias is like no absolutely not. well if u insist ;) if that’s really what you want to do ;)
alternate season 5. to me
and hes the king of the fucking world also!
and his cowlicks 😭😭
and i couldn’t stand martins ass from like season 2 onward. just another of gods little tests.
and i still to this day often see tma described as cosmic horror which if ever it were that s5 pretty effectively undid it
and if you have the right attitude they did.
and jon is expelled from his little academic wizard conclave for delving into icky yucky forbidden blood magic
and never had that good of a time again until james wright found out about quaaludes
and they want to fuck him so bad it makes them look stupid. there’s also that factor
annabelle cane
anyway can envision elias being like. a forum guy.
anyway i have my own grievances both about fandoms political readings of tma and the show’s own approach to political themes when the
anyway.
archivist
are we ready for rotlias yet
avatar problems
baby
baby boy.
baby princess angel face. to me
babyboy
barnabas bennett
bedelia voice he finds it exciting that you are marked in this way :)
beeeeeeeen thinking about this so much oh it’s the sexiest thing imaginable 👁️ i see you 👁️
been digging through my likes for this post
been thinking about this. a lot
beholding problems
beholding’s own you will always be the best to ever do it forever and ever amen
being unpleasant to your annoying boss is something that can be so intimate. if you want.
bewitching. beguiling.
bit on the nose but there we are
bitchwife blackmail blunt force trauma. that’s my baby
bonk
bonk 🥰
breathing into a paper bag
btw when people draw jon with a little glasses chain — nvm i shan’t say it.
but when you come up to it knife in hand it looks at you and says i’m not an idiot
by all means. do what you want forever
cake motivated.
can you imagine the parallels …… well i can
ceaseless watcher……hiiiiiiiiiii 🥰
cest fucking fini
chewing on him
come on man. he has a fixation.
comparatives
cry….
daisy tonner
dare i
despair.
devotion that corrupts the devotee devotion that corrupts the object of devotion
do i mean it as a past tense verb or an epic poem much to think about
dreamboat moment
dreamy sigh
elias
elias bouchard
elias is the best thing about season 4 because whatever the rest of you people are doing he’s having a ball in this bitch
elias slash jonah tag
elias tag
emperiocism jonelias as drawn by sm0kebreaks what a beautiful dream we are living in …..
end the found family work besties reign of terror
ewias
exactly
fav
fine fine i’ll be more LOVELY is such a funny line he’s such a bitch.
first of all now we will see things as in a mirror dimly now we will see each other face to face.
for healing.
gay and stupid maze dot jpg.
gerry
gerry keay
gerry keay’s mastodon shirt.
gerry!!!!! gerry.
gertrude robinson
get fucking real. be SERIOUS
gives you the power to undo me knowing that you will use it. that’s marriage baby
go watch john carpenters the thing and think about what you’ve done
god he’s such a freak. dreamy sigh.
god-king of the crab bucket baby. everyone is just mad at me for how hard i’m winning at this crab bucket.
god…
gone girl voice that’s marriage!
great post op
handosme
happy birthday to the most obvious case of capricorn poisoning to ever manifest in fiction !
have we considered that sometimes being in a book club is just like that
he doesn’t mean that jon. don’t quit now. you’re going to get to the bottom of it any day now.
he likes him soooo much. i can tell. i can tell.
helen!
hello jon :)
hello jon i didn’t get a chance to mention it before you killed me with your barehands and undid my life’s work but you look amazing!
hello.
hello. i am awake and paying full attention.
hey. are we out of greek yogurt?
he’s cute…
he’s so cute.
he’s so cute. ugh
he’s the perfect man.
he’s. so
he…
hi.
him 🥰
him…
him……..
his awful little cat mouth. god
his eyeshine. exactly
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
hot
how do i not love him. when he is the only mf trying to have a good time this season
howling and punching walls and so on
i NEED a man who enucleates himself every 30 years!!!!!!!
i do for the bad things!
i had to rewatch hannibal after relistening to tma because of the je cockblock. you understand.
i have the url. that’s my girl.
i know. insane.
i looooove this so so so cute
i lost my mind about these on twitter the other day. just incredible work
i love him and his beautiful spooky eyes …
i love him last week i was thinking about i bet he was so salty when he found out jon actually can compel people to death
i love this episode
i love when people i know from asoiaf tumblr are the only people who are right about tma
i mean...lets fucking go
i should think of an emoji jon and daisy tag. hang on
i think about this image all the time. continuous background thought in my mind
i think i hauve covid
i think jon should be allowed to enjoy himself some. when in rome.
i thought you didn’t believe in god
i understand all of his idiot penpals perfectly actually
i will protect you and your sweet precious mustache with my very life
i would absolutely rock this job btw
i would say i’m not here to split hairs over horror subgenres but of course i am. nothing delights me more
i wuv the distortion watch out jon that’s your boyfriend. well that’s your itfriend. well it’s something
idk why people are reblogging this but thanks for reminding me
if i were a person who organized my shit i would have a hannibal elias mind palace tag
if i were a respectable regency gentleman i’d be outside his bullshit little institute barking like a dog.
im literally always saying this. like oh my god look at him go.
imagine you’re a butcher and one day an injured little lamb walks into your workshop and strides right into one of your mincing machines
imagining a world where season 5 wasn’t an i hope jakey dies speedrun
in a situationship with eldritch fear gods from outside space
in celebration of elias' very special day
in their fighting in elias’ office era. 🥰
insane and bewitching post. great work
interesting.
issues meanwhile this asshole becomes a GOD?
it goes karolina then jude then jane. i’m sorry gerry and michael
it seems ………… obvious
it’s 2:15 am and i’m imagining meat garden again. it’s exquisite. come the fuck on.
it’s HELL WEEK i am self soothing by reblogging this again
it’s a hopkins evening tonight so let me reblog this again real quick
it’s an outrageously good fanfiction btw. really really good
it’s because my man would have done numbers in. well never mind
it’s like bitey for people who need to maintain eye contact the whole time.
it’s like when you Don’t Smoke but then you find a full pack abandoned on a bus stop. just another of gods little tests.
i’m adjusting to helen. jonstortion still real
i’m also frothing at the mouth elias and i have that in common
i’m getting ahead of myself i’m on season 2 but whateverrrrrrrrr. what if.
i’m just saying think about it
i’m married to this art i’m in a committed relationship with this art
i’m on this huge jonathan fanshawe side quest in my mind right now
i’m sick
jane prentiss
janey ….
je
john amherst
jon
jon looking for real RIGHT AT elias and elias being like Oh Fuck.
jon sims
jon the archivist sims
jon was becoming so sexy in s4 if i were elias i would also lock myself up in jail so that i didnt accidentally project a miasma of lust
jon/jonah time travel au
jonah forever
jonah magnus
jonah/fanshawe
jonahblogging
jonahhhh 🥰🥰🥰 there are still such sights for u to see…………
jonathan archives
jonathan fanshawe
jonathan sims
jonathan sims is on a mission to get so far up his evil boss’s ass he can see out his eyes so they can finally have an even playing field
jonelias
jonelias as it exists in my mind
jonelias season 3
jonelias tag
jonmichael
jonpeterelias
jordan kennedy tma.
jude perry
just on principle i think that many romantic relationships are improved by someone losing an eye.
just remembered i can be as self indulgent as i want forever and ever amen. jonception
keep the pony well in hand and don't look away. father will know if you do. (bran kept the pony well in hand and did not look away.)
kiss kiss fall in. well. something!!
kiss kiss kiss a kiss for every spectral eye
let me just. stare at this for an undisclosed period of time
let them be coworkers that hate each other this is my crusade.
like actually. hang on
like barkbarkbark still but also. he’s so funny. kissing him
like from the addicted to nicotine perspective it could really just be a cool lighter and that’s all it takes. we’re a weak people
like heyyyyyyyy 👅 🪱
like i’ve been THINKING ABOUT IT!!!
like maybe the jonah characterization of all time?
like oh when EYE a 30something unpersonable tryhard autist nuke MY life out of poorly managed curiosity i just get lifelong bone density
like the menswear guy on twitter but for stationery or similar.
like well fuck me i’ll just be over here with my stupid pipe like a goddamn caveman
like. well. here we are
literally there’s nothing like it
liveblog tag
lmerlm elias i saw a man so beautiful i started crying
lonely eyes
lonelyeyes
losing my mind and dying and whatnot
loud aggressive barking that scares the neighbors
love this...love him...............
love u clown doll princess
lovely
lying on the floor staring at the ceiling dreaming of a Very Jonah Season 5
mag 80 heated gamer moment
mag 89-92 horniness-nausea horseshoe theory proof of concept sorry for that tag ignore it
mary keay
mauling.
me and my five or six martin deploring mutuals on twitter last summer when i was relistening
me at the unknowing
me tomorrow at the doctor playing a clip of him doing the 😈tell me your story😈 lemme get the shit that does this to me
me when i witness something inexplicable in the home depot parking lot
medical malpractice? not to me. not if it’s you.
melanie king
michael
michael the distortion
mike crew
monster jon … ur worth it
mordechai lukas
more like jane princess.
more or less
mouth fills with blood
murder club is my favorite i think about it all the time
mutually corrupting devotion feedback loop
my baby myyy baby you’re my baby say it to me
my best friend jared hopworth
my girl
my good friend simon fairchild
my man.
my peers are unserious.
my perfect darling who can do no wrong
my wife and his little mustache
need him
need him.
nikola orsinov
nikola’s shitty circus for assholes
no yeah thatll probably kill him! hes not smoking is he :(
not being weird but i’ve been thinking about the hairlines portrayed here all week
not to get off topic but did you guys not think the meat garden sounded beautiful this is not a safe space suddenly
nya.
office appropriate facial hair
og elias!!!
oh hell yeah
oh he’s perfect. he did a great job
oh i have feelings for her
oh i miss them
oh i think about vertebra eyes a lot yes
oh it’s so sad. he would love reading a book about himself. he would kick his feet like a schoolgirl.
oh i’m so in love with this
oh my darling. darling man
oh my god i wasn’t expecting ms gorka to be an option in this poll!!!
oh my god.
oh my yes.
oh nooooo he WOULD know yet more…….
oh precisely
oh side wound fingering my eternal beloved
oh stop.
oh tall jon jonelias art we’re really in it now
oh these are wonderful wowwww
oh they are so silly.
oh this is crazy. this rules
oh this is my favorite elias scene in the whole show it really is. i did everything because i wished to.
oh wow
oh yeah.
ohhhhhvhb
oh…wife
ok exactly like that’s what i’m saying like i was curious what would happen
ok well as an on again off again smoker the web really wouldn’t even need to put that much whammy in the lighter to get it to work out
ok.
oliver banks
omg gerry….
omg he’s so cute. i’m gonna freak out
on my my dear doctor shit still.
oogh hes so lovely
otherwise i would have gone jude but karolina is my all time favoritest one shot statement giver. i love her.
ough i love them
ouh this one
period!
peter lukas
pipes*
plagueboy
please lord.
please understand that mag 80 heated gamer moment was my CL hello bitches it was my 212 you know ?
prev this is canonically how they do it. look they’re doing it right now
prev was about to say it and then saw your tag. well!
prev ❤️
prev. please
princess
princess angel baby
prolonged eye contact (prolonged eye contact)
prometheus sickos orbiting each other online forever
pussy crazy (terminal)
quid pro quo jon :)
reblogging this twice because i feel strongly about the subject.
relistening to s3 on eternal loop because i’m so enchanted by their weird little thing
renfri!!!!!!!
rewatching hannibal after relistening to tma. contemplating some things
rotating some concepts. creating an escher maze out of my concepts
runefells elias is one of the wifeyest eliases. i have a ranking.
running him down like a deer actually
s1 jon my most beautiful wife
said the spider to the fly . mp3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
screams
screams out a window
screeeeaaaaaam
second funniest person in the world (simon is the funniest person in the world)
second of all is anyone else going to drag this little weirdo to the top of the food chain by his hair or do i have to do everything myself?
self soothing with knife cat
shared niche in the wider overarching jackal loves the devil industrial complex
show itself does it but they are more broad and not under the purview of this excellent post.
sighing wistfully
simon fairchild
sings a horrible little song
so good
some of the best elias facial hair in the game. by my rating.
someone’s looking very wife today. but which one do i mean :)
sorry i have dracula on the mind but he really does immediately switch gears to like ah my clever boy my sweet pet student
sorry jon!!!!!!
sorry.
splicing out the kissy noises i’m sick.
stranger design of course would also be on the table if i weren’t a total freak about my color palette.
sweet beautiful angel princess of my heart
takes a big comically oversized chomp out of this post
tbh i heard the name magnus + saw the institute was founded in edinburgh and just assumed he was canonically scottish and never looked back
tearing up becoming emotional bc he has a cute mustache
tee hee. when the eye can’t see inside itself but by virtue of its function is always aware of its presence
terrific.
that tag was totally incomprehensible but i know you understand anyway.
that whole scene is so like. ok so nikola gets what’s going on here
that’s my emotional support jon sitting at elias’ feet. those are my emotional support obsessive freaks
the archives staff lol i complain about this so much.
the archivist
the baddest bitch in the room
the concept here (if you’ll allow me 2 quote asoiaf on my tma blog) is Better The Butcher Than The Meat
the distortion
the elias colin robinson connection haunts me.
the exploding in the kiln one is my fav jonelias text post of all time dude
the first one is so dreamy. wow. the perfect man perhaps?
the first time jon deliberately picked an argument with that man elias was like. ohim keeping him forEVER
the fox comes running etc etc
the game is the game. and brother i’m cheating
the hairline of a 4 years on t 32 year old. based
the more vincent price someome draws him the further i unhinge my jaw. you understand.
the perfidious slut
the piper
the political attempts in s5 are so heavy handed. it really is a bit much.
the reblog addition just blasted my face off. thank you.
the relationship between eye avatars and Gun is something that can be so healing
the romantic climax of mag200 for those with eyes to see
the seinfeld bit. you know the one.
the ultimate bug princess
the watcherrrrrr
the witcher
there he is………
these men were so pussy crazy for jonah YOUR LEG IS IN A BEAR TRAP GET A GRIP
they’re on rotation.
things that make you say hmmmmmmmmmm
thinking abt how My God is capitalized in these transcripts until i fucking die.
this elias is so cute i’m going to throw up
this is so good.
this is why i’m thinking about it btw.
this jon is so cute. mauling him
this rules so much. that’s my wife.
this was a big day for me. know that.
thought about this too hard yesterday and got kind of mad actually
tim stoker
tma
to say nothing of his jail game.
tragic loss of life etcetera etcetera
trying to use insect pins to hold down a god this is intolerably erotic i can’t work under these conditions
ugh cute
uh oh. hes in love!
ummm they’re beautiful ……
via (gestures at post)
w-w-when i premier.
wait actually.
wait let me reblog this here. thesis
was thinking about this post bc i made myself a little fantasy bedtime story
we all ignore the pit
well helLO there mr bones in his hand
well i would have a jonjonah tag if there was content to fill it but here we are.
well! great. great good good
well.
well. it’s almost unspeakably sexy for him to be like that. i shall say no more.
well. i’m considering it. and i will continue to consider it.
well. jonah
what AM i trying to say.
what a wonderful sharp little face on this jon. love it
what did i also say. about blackmailing cops.
what did i say. about how he’s always talking to jon.
what do you people have against coworker horror.
what if i used a consistent tag
whatever. i’m easy.
whatfriends 1 & 2
when the fox hears the rabbit scream he comes running but not to help! now kiss.
when there’s new art in the jonelias tag and we pass it around with tender reverence
when your husband is clearly in love with his stupid fucking science project. GOD!!!!!!
wherein elias is the priest of some fucking. mysterious eyeball temple or what have you
which does not work. if you consider him to actually be at the top of the food chain.
which i intend to fail immediately.
which is why elias has the he’s not smoking again line despite him Not Smoking for Five Years
why do you think. look within your own heart.
wife
wind him up and watch him go!
woof.
worst job interview of all time!!!
wow he looks great he’s so cute i wouldn’t even mad if he pulled a wad of magnetic tape out of a place i shouldn’t have any tape. hot
wow what a beauty
wow. i would pick her up in an antique shop and carry her around in my arms
write that down.
yeah this makes the most sense 🥰 little babies
yeah!!!!!
yessssssss
yesssssssss
you aaaaare the ooooone
you get why that’s funny don’t you.
you know. abomination meetcute
you look like a mummy.
you’re glowing! and i don’t just mean the eyes!
‘are you afraid jon’ (nervous cough) uhhhh yep. yeah. yep
‘his yelps are kind of cute’ oh it’s over for you hes in your head now
‘that one didn’t count’ - the smoker
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