2025-09-02 7:52:42 ¶ ●

eric would go for the cheek like a normal perosn but michael is literally too tall for that half the time, and i imagine she scrunches whenever smthn touches her neck, which eric finds a little funny (because she doesnt mind). ~30 years and she still never expects it, queen is as easily spooked as a deer
also imagine him blinking rapidly in that last panel for maximum innocent effect

2025-09-02 23:13:44 ¶ ●

gertrude era goofs for the fun of it
OG images under cut

2025-09-03 4:06:44 ¶ ●

theyre old and silly. michael knows how to use social media and shes making it eric’s problem 🪱🪱🪱🪱

2025-09-04 22:19:35 ¶ ●

Neil’s sketchbook doodles are coming back. This time is: Michael its still michael. But also my melody is here

It’s hard to make proportions write on traditional im relearning <33

2025-09-05 2:59:33 ¶ ●

a gertrude archives reunion

2025-09-06 8:02:53 ¶ ●

theyre gossiping in the workplace <33

its 1 am neil art guys, how exciting. #neversleep. i look lighting in the eyes and say “from wherever, honestly.”

2025-09-08 6:34:01 ¶ ●

here you go chat. ericmichael. i needed to get in my quota michael drawing bc i missed her (it has not been more than a day since i last drew her. I rlly should do a daily michael thing, at this point)

2025-09-08 21:19:48 ¶ ●

Michael… her….

2025-09-09 21:23:38 ¶ ●

I saw this post from @sharkboy-starmites and remembered the vague “I should draw michael as a vampire” urge I keep getting (it’s bc I have a whole vampire oc story). So. Her!!

The main inspiration behind the shawl/cloak thing is “Oh this looks like when people walk around with a blanket on them.” She’s comfy and hiding from the world, what more could you want. The dress is very “been reading the last unicorn and been thinking about traditional fantasy dresses” and I won’t deny it

2025-09-10 7:11:53 ¶ ●

michael got babysitting duty a couple of times, she was the only trustworthy and willing person because eric would NOT trust emma with his child. and in a kinder world where michael wasnt fed to a door in like, 2009, Gerry has to deal with this knowledge

2025-09-12 6:10:05 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

crimsonflowerzz:

> crimsonflowerzz:

> > crimsonflowerzz:

> > > currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

> > failed

> oh so you’re fucking perfect

2025-09-12 7:18:15 ¶ ●

i feel like they take turns making up silly hypothetical spooky stories that could apply to their coworkers in other departments. Michael’s are weirdly good, she can make some really abstract stuff up
a redraw of this ask doodle from a while back

2025-09-12 23:11:06 ¶ ●

What happens when neil gets a happy fits song stuck in his head. I draw michael in a silly pose thats what happens. Look at her. This song does not fit whatsoever but we choose to live on the edge

2025-09-14 8:05:10 ¶ ●

in a kinder world Sarah, Eric, and Michael would get to be a silly investigative trio that is both very competent and very hazard-prone

2025-09-16 4:39:41 ¶ ●

Projecting my strange and unusual habits upon Michael. Sometimes you move your leg a little too far and you can feel it pop but not in a fun way

2025-09-17 21:12:56 ¶ ●

My beautiful daughter. Shoutout to michael

2025-09-22 6:46:28 ¶ ●

something something i dont think michael would ever actively want kids but hey gerrys a good kid. maybe she has trouble thinking of him as HER kid, but he can be her little buddy. and i think she phrases a lot of her sentences via stream of thought and does NOT realize she sounds foreboding.

2025-09-23 23:13:44 ¶ ●

It rained today, and I had to deal with it, so Michael got rained on too

2025-09-24 1:24:18 ¶ ●

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Oh.h my god I’m just now realizing I never posed the idea of Michael using hair rollers when she sleeps. To you.

Like I know realistically she probably doesn’t do much but it’s such an important picture to me. Where she’s in hair rollers and a bathrobe and some cute slippers she got at a flea market. First thing in the morning.

no thats so cute. i fucking love that. youre so right. you were so right that i had to draw it. also eric is here

she would have like- cute-but-ugly cat slippers with freakishly detailed eyes on them

2025-09-25 6:15:30 ¶ ●

fantasy au ericmichael but a different one from my norm where they have to go on a quest together and are both kinda haters. michael would NOT know how to ride a horse she’s very tower-princess-core (thanks emma), so she’s clinging on for dear life. Eric has thoughts about this.
so like. a perfect mix of tangled n the last unicorn (specifically molly grue and schmedricks whole thing). which is a good mix in my book

2025-09-28 6:51:06 ¶ ●

# Unfortunate Expressions

Just a small slice from my hypothetical everybody-lives au, where Gertrude and Emma mysteriously disappear in their old age and Eric gets the promotion because, like, seniority and qualifications. Sasha also gets moved down into the archives as an assistant (she’s pretty much set to be the next head archivist when the rest of them retire).
I imagine it takes an adjustment period for Sasha to understand that all of them are weird as hell, and that working in the archives for decades will make you weird as hell.

or maybe eric was just always Like That