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if michael distortion gets ferrets could michael shelley get a cat or two (there was a cat in another post and i miss the unnamed cat)

the-artistic-jellyfish:

> poorlemons:

> > the-artistic-jellyfish:

> > > poorlemons:

> > > > Introducing Honeycomb! She is an old lady who Michael took in because she looked very sad. She’s blind, a menace, and very loud. Her favorite things to do are chewing on Michael’s hair, tripping him when he’s holding things, and sleeping on his face.

> > > I had this headcanon too !!!

> > > Micheal definitly have some adoptes street cats… One of them should be called “Soldier Stinky” or something military, to respect the TMA rule of Cat Names !

> > True true. Maybe honeycomb’s name is secretly like, Madame Honeycomb or something. Michael just likes taking care of things and there are so many cats around, ripe for the taking

> “Ripe for the taking” SOUNDS SO DRAMATIC AND MENACING NOOOOOO

The cats are getting snatched. I made a visual aid: