2024-10-02 19:24:31 ¶ ●

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Michael drawing prompt because I'm autistic:

Have you heard of the Therizinosaurus? If not, do yourself a favour and look at my boy on google. You see the vision? Do what you see fit about this information. Thank you

(It's my absolute favourite dinosaur since forever and I find it such a funny coincidence)

I FUCKING LOVE DINOSAURS!!!! I looove banana fingers, bro. It’d gotta be one of my top 10 dinosaurs, I may not know many facts about them but I hold them dear to my heart.

Ignore Jon he looks kinda wonky but I’m too lazy to fix him

2024-10-02 20:09:18 ¶ ●

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Heard from a friend that you’re taking Michael Distortion requests… you should draw him in a silly hat. With silly glasses, perhaps. Bonus points if Mike Crew is also there with a silly hat and silly glasses

I think they’re besties. Also I think Michael likes Garfield, dunno why but I just do

2024-10-03 13:35:38 ¶ ●

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I love your Michael so much I'm gonna throw him against a wall to see if he sticks like spaghetti

local freak gets stuck to wall

2024-10-04 2:28:42 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

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if michael distortion gets ferrets could michael shelley get a cat or two (there was a cat in another post and i miss the unnamed cat)

the-artistic-jellyfish:

> poorlemons:

> > the-artistic-jellyfish:

> > > poorlemons:

> > > > Introducing Honeycomb! She is an old lady who Michael took in because she looked very sad. She’s blind, a menace, and very loud. Her favorite things to do are chewing on Michael’s hair, tripping him when he’s holding things, and sleeping on his face.

> > > I had this headcanon too !!!

> > > Micheal definitly have some adoptes street cats… One of them should be called “Soldier Stinky” or something military, to respect the TMA rule of Cat Names !

> > True true. Maybe honeycomb’s name is secretly like, Madame Honeycomb or something. Michael just likes taking care of things and there are so many cats around, ripe for the taking

> “Ripe for the taking” SOUNDS SO DRAMATIC AND MENACING NOOOOOO

The cats are getting snatched. I made a visual aid:

2024-10-05 3:19:48 ¶ ●

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michael shelley is the kind of man to find a stray cat outside in the cold and put the poor thing in his jumper

Eric Delano jumpscare

Handwriting transcript
[Eric: And then have the audacity to take it into the Archives.]

2024-10-05 3:41:42 ¶ ●

Michael might hold grudges

2024-10-05 4:55:23 ¶ ●

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(in tears) hi i just found your account and your michaels and i think you’re my hero

i am so deeply fond for your michael i am kissing his adorable cheeks right now

thank you for your michaels thank you i do mean that

THANK YOU!!! thats so sweet. im glad you enjoy my michaels, the positive response on him has made me so happy

2024-10-05 5:13:41 ¶ ●

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saw the michael pose drawing and was immediately flooded with limitless ideas. So michael was a model but he was a hand model before he worked at the institute but after he was doored it just liked to keep hand modeling and like who was gonna stop a door from hand modeling so theres a crap ton of unreleased magazines or whatever because they are just filled with the freakiest ass hands imaginable like you wouldn't know they were hands unless someone told you and the only words in the mags are relating to the spiral. also I really want to hold michaels hand

that is such a funny idea. michael is tormenting magazine companies and modeling agencies, and like- good for it!! here it is with a kitty ring and a ring pop
also i advise against holding its hands, i think you may get spiraled out of existence. hold normal michaels hands and i think *he* may spiral out of existence. i gave him anxiety

2024-10-06 23:27:03 ¶ ●

welcome to janky animatic neil made using all the wrong methods. Regular art program and shitty free editing program my beloved

Also, youtube link

2024-10-07 17:34:25 ¶ ●

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Concept:

Distortion michael where everything is the same except fitting into a room is like the equivalent of being trapped in a tiny box

Dont ask why i thought of this its 4am and your my favorite michael artist so yeah

I’m not sure if I interperated this correctly but tye first thing that came to mind was… lanky Michael. Dude is too tall but I bet he’d be polite about it

2024-10-07 19:40:59 ¶ ●

Michael doodles in the spiral bound notebook 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

2024-10-10 6:19:11 ¶ ●

WORM LADY WORM LADY

2024-10-14 8:52:49 ¶ ●

theyre hanging out- michael looks more normal bc he’s scaring the public with reflections, as one does.
shitty handwriting transcription:
Gerry: You’re a headache to talk to, you know that?
Michael: Mhm!

2024-10-21 20:12:11 ¶ ●

Back on my bullshit! Michael time

2024-10-28 16:47:45 ¶ ●

He’s like a BUG