2025-08-01 6:29:16 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

kalimaxxing:

> “nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

2025-08-02 9:50:25 ¶ ●

i looove the idea of a gertrude era everybody lives au. its sarahs first office party since being hired and shes learning the horrors of erics shitty dad jokes and michaels Taste.

2025-08-03 1:50:17 ¶ ●

a gaggle of crunchy jpeg tma reaction images

2025-08-03 4:36:09 ¶ ●

Whats this? crunchy distortions?

2025-08-03 4:41:00 ¶ ●

also if anyone was curious here are the reaction thingys (1, 2) but non crunchy

2025-08-06 16:05:42 ¶ ●

Something something Michael

2025-08-08 5:30:30 ¶ ●

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om nom nom nom

^thats me eating your art

also NEIL I NEED MORE MIKE CREW CONTENT PLEASE YOUR MIKE AND GERRY DESIGNS ARE MY LIFEBLOOD

oh i forgot to respond to this bc i sent them in the server

look actual designs for them. and gerry who is in a strange pose bc i found a REALLY funny stock image (business man in IMPRESSIVELY tall stiletto esc thigh-high boots)

2025-08-08 11:01:50 ¶ ●

Michael is a menace and has corpse-cold hands

closeups of mostly michael

2025-08-10 3:46:03 ¶ ●

# CW for a Dead Deer and some Gore

You’ll find me tucked safely away beneath his epidermis

also i found the statement giver getting freaked out over their friend’s new girlfriend trying to use them like a tauntaun very funny. like chillout…. just appreciate the Flesh yuri

2025-08-13 8:44:01 ¶ ●

its 1 am. also i think michael would do the human equivalent of cants hitting your hand with their heads. also i think eric does it too and hes a hypocrite but that is not depicted here. offscreen is emma, who is judging them

2025-08-14 9:10:48 ¶ ●

spent today just drawin some michaels cus i keep tweaking her face and the minor inconsistency is bugging me

2025-08-14 9:12:45 ¶ ●

yeah i also drew eric today. eric…. oh eric…

2025-08-16 6:07:58 ¶ ●

Michael in a fun hat and with a Lotta hair bc she’s wonderful. Gave myself motion sickness drawing this bc I was In A Car

2025-08-19 7:40:34 ¶ ●

i need michael to defy physics and hold that man like a potato. so i made a loose latenight doodle about it

2025-08-19 23:14:12 ¶ ●

a little oliver that i used to fuck around with settings n shit

2025-08-21 4:17:13 ¶ ●

thought about vast michael shelley. she’d do the sensible thing and book it at the spiral ritual and end up taking a bit of a dive into the sea when the ritual started to collapse. i think some mix of facing the end of the world and *not* being able to stop it herself, and her facing just what gertrude planned to do (kill her and use her as a tool), rlly cements a “oh. none of it mattered. then.”. and shes *so* far from land, and the ocean is so dark, so deep, so *cold*. she cant help but just, sink into those fears, sink deeper, drown a bit, anything to get away from that ritual and gertrude. and shes named michael so obviously the vast wants her.

And she would have no idea what happened. She’d just wake up, floating along the endless sea with no sign of that land that scared her so much. the world would be fine and shed realize oh. i didnt have to die, it would have been for nothing. all of that was for nothing. huh. shes so far from all her issues back on land, its just her and the endless horizon. and then shes just continue floating along before eventually getting fished out fo the water by a boat and she’d share her newfound nihilistic revelations and theyd be like “how the fuck are you alive” and shed flop back into the water, taking a guy with her and then he’d slip into the depths while she floated onwards, but thats fine he just didnt get it, didnt understand what she did about the universe. maybe shed eventually travel closer to london, who knows, shes having a decent time just floating around and may or may not inhabit a vague in between like mikes whole free-fall state. She’s not quite *there* until its time for her to get scooped up again and repeat the cycle.

2025-08-21 8:27:40 ¶ ●

eric and emma were probably a riot. she didnt even try to fuck with him so i think they just bickered all the time instead. eric doesnt like people who lie to him and emma doesnt like people who call out when she lies to them. archives infighting is eternal

2025-08-21 9:11:11 ¶ ●

gertrude era archives were so peaceful. neils 2 am shitposts continue

2025-08-26 8:44:36 ¶ ●

Just when your guard goes down is when I figure out I fit as you!

closeups below cut :]

2025-08-28 9:36:25 ¶ ●

just a wee little doodle of michael and helen in fun outfits. my logic with michael was ‘those ruffly, historically inaccurate princess dresses n crown but make it breezy and fairy-esc" bc shes a ebautiful princess. my philosophy with helen was. fun pants and shoes

2025-08-29 2:57:11 ¶ ●

just a wee bit of a michael doodle. her <333

2025-08-29 9:33:32 ¶ ●

i just feel like she would lay on the floor and do work. michaels floor time.

2025-08-30 1:45:35 ¶ ●

pegasus mcihael because 2 me she would flap her wings anxiously. her hair looks like popcorn and i love it.

earthpony eric bc hes just a Guy. He even still has his mustache #horsestache. he’s the color of butter.

no cutiemarks bc im lazy <333
i imagine theres an archive in canterlot that they work at, they have a lot of weird scraps in artefact storage from the various apocalypse-level disasters equestria goes through on a yearly basis.

2025-08-31 1:37:44 ¶ ●

You’re the apple of my eye, what I’m always eating
Michael is so small in this. she could live off of a single strawberry

2025-08-31 8:55:48 ¶ ●

michael is so talls she renders everyone a short king.