2025-11-04 7:00:40 ¶ ●

its late night michael unserious michael comic time! this time on michael: she is in a corn maze and who knows if she’s getting out of it. why is there a payphone? who knows, why not.

inspired by this post connecting shelley and corn mazes

handwriting translation under cut

panel 1
Michael: H-Hey Eric…
Eric: Michael? Aren’t you supposed to be on a trip?

panel 2 and 3
Eric (to Rosie): It’s Archives stuff.
Eric (to michael): Why did you have to call Rosie’s desk?

panel 4
Michael: Um, I only rmeembered her number, and-and she’s usually nice!
Eric: Why are you calling, anyway?
Michael: Oh, um-

panel 5
Michael: You know how the statement I’m working on is about a corn maze?
Eric: Yeah?
Michael: It’s um- it’s spooky.
Eric: What- shit.

panel 6
Michael: Mhmmmm… (strained)
Michael: I um- er- I got lost.

panel 7
Eric: Christ.
Michael: [Nervous laughter]