2025-10-11 9:00:13 ¶ ●

late night ericmichael is that you..? its almost 2 am lets go. I think eric would be a weirdly angry cook, like, just rants about stuff while aggressively cooking. some people imbue love into their cooking, eric is not one of them. Michael finds it hilarious and deems it her mission to just kind of be a vague nuisance in the kitchen. sometimes she finds it in her to deign to cut vegetables for him.

also he deserves a cutesie apron, i think he’d love it.