pegasus mcihael because 2 me she would flap her wings anxiously. her hair looks like popcorn and i love it.

earthpony eric bc hes just a Guy. He even still has his mustache #horsestache. he’s the color of butter.

no cutiemarks bc im lazy <333

i imagine theres an archive in canterlot that they work at, they have a lot of weird scraps in artefact storage from the various apocalypse-level disasters equestria goes through on a yearly basis.