oh so when magicians make people disappear it’s “awesome” and “impressive”, but when I, an avatar of The Lonely,

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one sentence summaries of every TMA episode

(1-60 i’ll add more soon)

part 2 up!

1. world’s most effective anti-smoking PSA
2. man DOES NOT open coffin. everyone claps.
3. woman is judgemental towards neighbor even though she has hobbies that are just as weird.
4. book makes multiple people fall off chair.
5. man finds bag of teeth and decides he absolutely needs to fuck around and find out.
6. worm sti.
7. there was a SCARY MAN in the WAR.
8. fuck this tree
9. well at least ted bundy was a great father :)
10. i’m like 55% sure vampires are real and i’m willing to take those odds
11. bitches be dying. you’re next.
12. we kill this man because he made the soda too warm.
13. sorry ur husband’s dead. maybe get some help.
14. Unbox with me ! (GONE WRONG)
15. hah i’m safe from this one because i have decided to Never Go Into a Cave Ever.
16. man is so annoying about this spider that even his cat can’t be bothered
17. man’s bully finds a book about a Bone Turner and subsequently begins turning people’s bones.
18. this guy sucks at DIY home improvement
19. aw maybe this priest didn’t do anything THAT bad!
20. oh fuck nevermind
21. THE SKY ATE MY SON.
22. the worms stole my identity. i haven’t left the house in days.
23. man beats german children at game of bravery and wins a coin (he later loses this coin)
24. my ex boyfriend gets casted in the muppets and dies
25. sorry mom, i’ve abandoned jesus for a new religion : jesus in the dark.
26. tall squiggly and HANDsome
27. old man arm wrestles demon through door knob
28. the buzzfeed unsolved guys finally catch a ghost but it’s their sound tech
29. immortality but at what cost
30. working at the big meat factory was so traumatizing it made me vegetarian
31. i go to america and get almost killed by a furry
32. well if you love that wasp nest so much why don’t you MARRY it (and then she did)
33. antisocial boat crew bands together to exclude one guy from a midnight party. he dies from the rejection.
34. bone apple teeth
35. remember when that norwegian guy threw a tantrum about us not digging a hole? turns out we were right to not dig that hole.
36. babe come over my parents have taken ill and passed away
37. man fucks around and it costs him everything
38. HOMOPHOBIC CHINESE VASE
39. oh god oh fuck the worms are here
40. thank you for participating in worms! please rate your wormsperience from 1 to 10.
41. the wormsperience has left me deeply scarred. i’m going to get lost in a tunnel about it.
42. 🎸music makes me loose control🎸
43. spooky stories to tell at the next police slumber party
44. child threatens to run away and join the circus one too many times, and now the circus has come to cash in.
45. these mosquitoes are mad sus
46. man frequents local barnes and noble and then dies(?) after liking a book too much.
47. realtor gets eaten by the backrooms twice. it’s a terrible shame.
48. both me and this weird goth dude have an unsatisfying italy vacation
49. guy who turns people’s bones gets a new job where he continues to turn people’s bones.
50. man who should never be allowed to build prisons builds a prison.
51. Something Big Is In The Water.
52. what if u heard me about 15 feet behind you fumbling around and calling out ur name 😳 (and we were both prison guards)
53. i’m going to be honest i didn’t retain anything from this episode except that this guy has the silliest old man voice ever
54. everybody hates the tax man, including these creepy taxidermy animals
55. hmmgh. ant house.
56. so turns out being only 55% sure that vampires are real in my career as a vampire hunter has had some consequences.
57. the only thing keeping you company in space is your abandonment issues
58. 🎶 the snack that smiles back 🎶 (my husband!)
59. maybe the real treasure was the house siblings we encased in spider web along the way.
60. your dead brother wrote books about ancient myths and WHAT

Part 2

tumblr has to know. everybody has to know.

peter lukas is so finnish to me. he’s an avatar of the lonely. his last words were “leave me alone”. he’s a sea captain. his name is literally peter lukas. he loves isolation and his worst nightmare is people talking to him and disrupting his solitude. that man is finnish as fuck i will hear no objections.

perbrm:

they`re discussing funding

bonus

much and many thoughts about a tma x tlt crossover.

citrusdownn:

[ID: A Magnus Archives comic. Tim grins and says to Jon, “It is pride month, Jon. You know what that means.” Jon replies, “Huh. What.“

Jon spreads his arms in confusion and frowns, “Do you want us to take like. Gay statements. What.” Tim turns away, smiling, smugly, and does not reply. In the background, Martin is looking at them with flustered shock. End ID]

edit: ID made by @princess-of-purple-prose ty making this! i need to figure out how to write ids for my posts

made this last month for pride while on a road trip bc i thought it was funny but since i wasnt posting on here yet,

happy (very late) pride :]

hey man, just so you know, in every single alternate universe, we get divorced. yeah, no, the fans aren’t even trying to stop it anymore. i think they’re enjoying it. oh we actually don’t get divorced in this one- oh. nevermind. it’s because i died in this one.

localcuttlefish:

She archive on my magnus ‘til I give a statement

[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

She Jane on my Prentiss ‘til I wasp in her attic

[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

SHE WORK MY CLAY ‘TIL MY WHO IS TORN FROM MY WHAT

[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

SHE BREEKON ‘TIL I HOPE

[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

SHE SAY HELLO TO MY MR SPIDERR??

hello tma fandom.

ever wanted some free shipname ideas based on the fear entities? me and @boy-yaoi are here to deliver!

hello, tma fandom.

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Elsewhere AU, aka just three kids getting into spooky and mysterious shenanigans

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Elsewhere AU (bundle 2), ft. Maxwell Rayner

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Elsewhere AU (bundle 3) ft. Jane Prentiss and a Mysterious Librarian who is definitely a ghost, as far as they are concerned.

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Elsewhere AU (bundle 4) ft. the mysterious librarian’s definitely haunted cabin

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Elsewhere AU (bundle 5) ft. Oliver Banks and an encounter

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Elsewhere AU (bundle 6) ft. Mike Crew

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Elsewhere AU (bundle 7) ft. Maxwell Rayner and an odd book

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Elsewhere AU (bundle 8)

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Elsewhere AU (bundle 9) ft. Sarah

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Elsewhere AU (bundle 10) ft. parents

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Elsewhere AU (bundle 11) ft. Maxwell Ra y n e r…

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Elsewhere AU (bundle 12) ft. a cryptid and a concerned father

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Elsewhere AU (bundle 13) ft. ma x w e l l r a y n e r

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Elsewhere AU (bundle 14) …

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Elsewhere AU (bundle 15)

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Elsewhere AU - End (to be continued)

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Elsewhere AU (bundle 16)

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Elsewhere AU (bundle 17)

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Elsewhere AU

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Elsewhere AU - Bundle 2.1

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Elsewhere AU - Bundle 2.2

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Elsewhere AU - Bundle 2.3

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Elsewhere AU - Bundle 2.4

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Elsewhere AU - Bundle 2.5