thinking about adelard dekker’s first statement again. “my dearest friend gertrude, hiii lol guess what. i thought i found proof of that theory i had. turns out it was just some end avatar LOSER. also i acquired his address through less than legal means. also he kills people when they’re asleep so watch out for that i guess. shouldn’t be a problem though, i literally stirred his brain like a good soup. anyways that’s all. byee. yours truly, dekker.”
i think im losing my mind does everyone else live in a universe where michael had more screentime than helen…where is all the helen content…i will start hitting people if i dont see more helen content
s3 helen, still adjusting to her existence, just following melanie around, and when she asks her about it she says “helen feels better around you. being helen hurts less around you.” and the spiral hates that because of how honest it is, so it slowly starts removing more and more aspects of helen. that’s why she acts so different in s5.
i love saying “i’ve had enough of this guy, i’m getting sick of this guy!!” about characters i have most definitely not had enough of and will never get sick of
well if i was tim stoker i would’ve simply pinned elias against the wall by his wrists. i would’ve pulled him up from his gay little chair by his tie and called him really mean names. “frey you’re a lesbian you can’t be saying this” the fact that i’m a lesbian is exactly why i should be saying this
i would’ve also kissed him on the forehead and called him cute and placed my hand on his cheek just to see if he’d lean against it. but this is less relevant
everybody give me your weirdly specific complex gender identity headcanons for tma/tmagp characters now i want all of them the more specific the better
jonah magnus is genderfluid because at some point when it was time to change bodies again he just got curious about what it was like to be perceived as a woman. turns out she liked it about as much as being perceived as a man, so now he just. changes it up every other decade or so.
simon fairchild is genderfluid because he gets bored of everything, including gender. he doesn’t even remember that he’s technically transmasc, it’s been such a long time and he’s tried so many different things. at this point, he gets bored of his gender and switches it up almost every hour.
gertrude robinson haunts the narrative because she’s dead, but her actions, especially her mistakes, continue to affect the story until the very end, and her presence can be felt in everything that happens. adelard dekker haunts the narrative because he’s dead, but proof of his life remains, and therefore so does proof that you can get something right, that the fears can be stopped, which only makes it more tragic that jon can’t figure out how to stop them. he knows it’s possible now. just not for him.
adelard dekker isn’t just haunting the narrative. he’s taunting the narrative.
to be honest even before the reveal i never really felt bad for elias when the others would talk shit about him because he always just had the general energy of someone who enjoyed having haters. like he was up in his office listening to tim absolutely read him to filth going “yes…haha…yes!!!” like i always got the feeling that he liked it.
which is why i DO feel kind of bad when the main cast of tmagp makes fun of lena because she has the energy of someone who will take it personally and develop some kind of complex about it. idk. somehow it feels like punching down even though it isn’t. she’s just so,,, pathetic??
jonah magnus is a massive britney spears fan and if martin hadn’t distracted him during the unknowing he would’ve been up in his office, watching everything go down, listening to circus.
jonah magnus is a massive britney spears fan and if martin hadn’t distracted him during the unknowing he would’ve been up in his office, watching everything go down, listening to circus.
everytime someone depicts the eye as like. glowy in any way or producing any kind of light. the only thing i can think about is that clip of mitski dancing with the stage light, but it’s jonah with the light of the watcher’s gaze.
everytime someone depicts the eye as like. glowy in any way or producing any kind of light. the only thing i can think about is that clip of mitski dancing with the stage light, but it’s jonah with the light of the watcher’s gaze.
this is the softest eye/jonah post i am capable of. just. jonah slow-dancing with the only manifestation of the love of his life that he can actually touch. and his hands aren’t touching anything, but he feels it right there, responsive to his movements. maybe he’s smiling. closing his eyes for just a second. leaning his forehead against the light just a little, just enough for it to touch his hair. it’s right there. i need to be put down i think
honestly maybe i’m so obsessed with jonah magnus because he feels like a the locked tomb character. yeah he wants to become an extension of his god. as an expression of devotion. and he doesn’t understand why the protagonist finds this concept horrifying. he wants so badly to be used and consumed by the only thing he’s ever been truly in love with. and he even wants so badly to live. sir you are in the wrong piece of queer media
big fan of mag 116 because i like to imagine elias putting the gertrude tape on, and then all of them just sit in a circle, listening. tim slowly falls asleep because he finds her voice soothing. melanie starts drawing on the ground out of boredom. elias is giggling and kicking his feet like this is a fun sleepover activity
i forgot tim and melanie weren’t there. sigh. well this is what it would’ve been if they had ok
honestly maybe i’m so obsessed with jonah magnus because he feels like a the locked tomb character. yeah he wants to become an extension of his god. as an expression of devotion. and he doesn’t understand why the protagonist finds this concept horrifying. he wants so badly to be used and consumed by the only thing he’s ever been truly in love with. and he even wants so badly to live. sir you are in the wrong piece of queer media
Him and Jane get along swimmingly from this prospective. Or terribly. They either bond on how much they love their gods to the point of psychotic break, or they argue because “my gods better” “NO, MINE IS BETTER AND ACTUALLY YOURE WRING!!11!!1” (very accurate typing of how they’d speak, I know)
oh buddy. you’re saying this to the “jonah magnus and jane prentiss should’ve made out gross style” guy
my friend really bought me slay the princess just for me to obsess over the tower route and experience shrimp emotions over being referred to as “little bird”. i am never ever in my life beating the vast avatar allegations good god
oh right i promised more parasight posts. jane’s worms keep eating holes through all of jonah’s clothes, and she insists that it’s a good thing because “it means they like you. your scent.” and jonah’s annoyed and a little upset about it at first, but then jane starts putting her fingers through the holes, touching his skin. “see? i told you it was a good thing. one less layer between us.”
OAUGH BIRDHOUSE IN YOUR SOUL??? THATS HUGE im adding that to my own parasight playlist actually. moac also huge. all of these are so true. anyways RRAGH I LOVE THIS !!!! thank u for sharing <3
i just know gertrude robinson and adelard dekker were the most stylish motherfuckers ever. i just know they were pulling up to stop rituals in fits like this (both of them would wear either of these btw. they could both pull off both looks)
almost unrelated but i disagree with most of the fandom on the topic of outfits jonah magnus would wear. i strongly believe he only ever wears different shades of grey and black suits. its like hes allergic to color and variety
yknow, tumblr seems to appreciate my helanie posts at least a bit so here. as a treat, i’ll cross-post my latest fic on here.
“okay, wait. hmm…oh! okay, this is a good one.” melanie giggled to herself, preparing for whatever she was about to say. “do you have a name, or can i call you mine?”
“melanie!” helen whined, pulling her hands up to cover her face. it almost looked like she was sweating.
“what? you liked that one?”
“no!” she insisted, turning away when melanie leaned closer.
“um…helen? did you, uhh…make that?”
“wh-what?” helen looked up just enough to see what melanie was pointing at.
a yellow door that was not there before.
“o-oh, oh, oh no, um-” helen got up, suddenly panicked, running to the door. she grabbed the handle, but it didn’t open. nor did it disappear.
“helen? what’s going on?”
she didn’t answer, merely mumbling to herself anxiously as she kept tugging at the doorknob. “please, please go away, what are you doing here? come on, leave, please leave, oh god, she’s going to think i’m such an idiot-” she looked like she was going to cry from embarrassment.
“hey, hey, calm down, come here.” melanie stood up as well, walking over to where helen was still panicking, and grabbed her by one of her oversized hands. “let’s sit down for a second, okay?” somewhat hesitantly, helen nodded, and let melanie lead her back to the bench.
“alright. do you…wanna tell me what’s up with that?”
“i-i don’t know, it’s-…” helen took a few deep breaths, closing her eyes, clearly uncomfortable with the concept of honesty. “i haven’t been…i-…it’s been…difficult…i-i don’t think….sometimes they don’t obey me. the doors.” she finally admitted.
“that makes sense, i mean, you’re pretty new to all this, aren’t you?”
“well, y-yes, but it’s…humiliating! i-i mean, they’re- they’re supposed to be a part of me!”
“maybe…maybe they’re, like, a reflection of something you’re going through? some kind of conflict, or inner turmoil, or some…feelings that you’re repressing, or something like that? maybe you just need to, i dunno, accept them?” melanie shrugged. “to just stop punishing yourself for…feeling things.”
something like longing briefly flashed across helen’s face, but she shook her head and breathed again. there was a small creaking sound as the door disappeared.
“huh. look at that. i was right. it was a metaphor.” melanie turned to grin at helen. “a meta-door, if you will.”
kayne malevolent would call elijah volkov homophobic slurs. also if you put them in a room together it would take like 5 minutes at most until they start barking at each other
jonah magnus would force kayne malevolent to put a pair of shoes on and THEN they’d fuck. psychosexual omniscient style. tbh it’d very quickly dissolve into a feedback loop of “i know what you are”
