April 2024

HELANIE

true and real

opinion on jondaisy (visibly disheveled)

banger. i actually think i’ve been asked about them before. anyways i highly approve

boy-yaoi-deactivated20250804:

you jerk off to pornography. i jerk off to abstract ideals of money and power. we are not the same.

vieramars:

Finally cooking some parasight soup

frey you have the best and most reliable tma opinions so i must ask: what fear entity does hatsune miku serve. im between spiral and stranger rn

extinction.

trinkets-bog-domain:

Melanie and her hallway wife. Her door wife, even.

I have to say that this was inspired by @thermodynamic-comedian ’s helanie post(s?) that I can’t find.

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please you don’t understand i genuinely love adelard dekker so much. “that sounds like a great way to get hurt to me, but apparently i use the word "rave” wrong, so what do i know.“ i need him in tmagp right now i need him to have a speaking role in tmagp I NEED HIM IN THERE DO YOU UNDERSTAND.

and also i just know if adelard dekker and jonah magnus ever interacted, they would’ve had the craziest dynamic. sexual tension through the roof. tossing around the most unhinged, passive-aggressive, indirect yet cutting insults.

i thought for so long that adelade dekker was a butch lesbian. Kill me pleae

he could be….he could be……he is actually i’ve just decided

tieflingfaggot:

eye man

being in both the sanders sides and tma fandoms means whenever i see green and blue on my dash it’s a gamble on wether it’s jonmartin, lonelyeyes, intrulogical, or intruality.

radioactive-yuri:

please you don’t understand i genuinely love adelard dekker so much. “that sounds like a great way to get hurt to me, but apparently i use the word "rave” wrong, so what do i know.“ i need him in tmagp right now i need him to have a speaking role in tmagp I NEED HIM IN THERE DO YOU UNDERSTAND.

if adelard dekker shows up in tmagp it will be to me what jmart kiss was to u guys. i need him. he’s everything to me

kingthreshie-official:

Goodbye, Gertrude. May you find your rest where no shadows are cast, and no eyes may see you slumber.

OK I’ve been working on this since July but can we at least admit that Adelard was a BADASS!?

i thought everybody saw how different lena and jonah are just in terms of personality but i guess i should point it out anyways. jonah acts like everything is a part of his plan, and everybody involved is just a source of entertainment. he makes jokes only he could possibly understand, he’s either amused or mildly irritated by genuine threats, he has banter and witty comments and seems to be generally having a better time than everyone else. lena is never having a good time. she seems to actively avoid everyone, her consistant mood is disappointed and tired, she takes almost personal offense to every joke she hears. she’s a killjoy and she’s actively trying to get rid of what little personality she has. the only time her demeanor changes is the scene where gwen blackmails her. and it doesn’t change into anything smug or amused, it changes into carefully concealed anger and fear, threats just vague enough to be a bluff, she’s not dramatically dropping an act, she’s revealing just another aspect of herself.

with jonah, it always felt like everything he did was a part of his plan. with lena, it feels more like a part of her training. do you get that.

Okay but. Imagine. Theoretical scenario where elias and lena are both employed at the same dead end office place and are forced to interact like. Pleasantly and not in matters relating to the supernatural. Would Elias do his job? Or would he spend his days scheming and planning his own stuff? Cause like he loves accounting but would he really love advertising and selling stuff he doesn't care about to clients? Would he make Lena do all of his work for him? Is a bit of bullying and lunch stealing involved? I just think. Maybe one day girlfail snaps back.

ok YEAH. elias would 100% be annoying as fuck to her because lena can’t stand people who act like work is fun. he’s just constantly trying to talk to her and one day she just stops responding and starts growling at him instead. this is probably also a part of his plan

dcartcorner:

Elsewhere AU - 4.7

dcartcorner:

Elsewhere AU - 4.6

apologies for the sudden influx of anons I had to invite some friends to have a gaze.

gaze? upon a wretched thing, even?

when i was created the universe did not give me the patience necessary to become an artist simply because it knew that the world wasn’t ready for my magnificent ideas. such as “tma except it’s ultrakill” or “tmagp except it’s cruelty squad”

catticry:

Lena Kelley!

“one hand on the gas release from the start” uhhh huhhhh and where was your other hand. freak

radioactive-yuri:

“one hand on the gas release from the start” uhhh huhhhh and where was your other hand. freak

oh yeah i should probably clarify

God hates to see a girlboss winning so she gifted Jane Prentiss with bipolar disorder (as an anon with bpd)

yknow what? yeah. i believe it

slavicwetcat07:

lena kelley is the polar opposite of elias bouchard and i needn’t elaborate on that one

sherlocks-freebitch:

It tickles me that Elias seems infinitely more approachable than Lena, like if I needed the afternoon off for a doctor’s appointment I know who I’d rather be asking even if he is a eldritch all-seeing murder manager who says terrifying things like “my door is always open”.

“yeah no i just can’t see why anyone would ship daisy and elias, even in a non-romantic way” <- guy who’s never listened to laplace’s angel by will wood

I am considering daiselias, please tell me more I am extremely intrigued.

Who is the hunter/hunted? Are they both simultaneously? Is it a neverending loop of being evenly matched because one has the intellectual upper hand while the other has the physical?

Is it Elias enjoying the brush with death Daisy offers because it’s the only way he can feel fear again? Does Daisy enjoy having that endless chase as an outlet for The Hunt, no matter how unbearably anger-inducing and untouchable Elias is?

I. Have many thoughts

i think it’s a hunter/hunted situation where the hunted has all the power, in a way. elias definitely enjoys being the prey, but if he didn’t, he could put a stop to the entire dynamic within seconds. but he won’t. because he likes it. daisy also definitely uses it as an outlet for the hunt, it’s basically perfect for that, because she’s never going to actually catch elias. he’s the ideal prey: he’s done enough bad shit for daisy to not feel bad about hurting him (seeing the prey as deserving of its position is a core aspect of the hunt), and he’s smart enough to always be just out of her reach.

it’s basically just this minus the therapy

Do you think Elias is a capitalist. Or does he simply enjoy money.

honestly i have no idea. he might just be an opportunistic classical liberal. his political views are pro-things that benefit him and anti-things that don’t.

Do you think Elias is a capitalist. Or does he simply enjoy money.

radioactive-yuri:

honestly i have no idea. he might just be an opportunistic classical liberal. his political views are pro-things that benefit him and anti-things that don’t.

he votes alliance

thoughts on jontim question mark

yeah, i can see it.

dcartcorner:

Elsewhere AU - 4.8

Im loveing daisyelais buttttt only when elias is a scared little bitch, just sooooo pathetic. Like all illusion of control is just stripped away from him. In charge elias should be saved for all ships except lonelyeyes and daisyelias

ok yeah i fuck w/ this too actually. the realistic dynamic is elias being in control. but it would be so fun to see him absolutely crumble. he’s not used to actually being at someone else’s mercy, if daisy stops being his obediant little dog that he occasionally indulges with a pretend hunt, and becomes a genuine hunter for long enough in a scary enough way, he might start kicking and screaming and crying and actually running away for real this time.

podcastlvr:

sometimes the shipname goes so hard that you legally have to ship…

this is true, this is how i converted people into shipping parasight

tma/tmagp/malevolent pronoun headcanons PLEASEE ur so based with them

HQHDHDJEJFJWIJFBFKW YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO TALK ABOUT THIS!!!! oh boy this is gonna get long uhhh

tma:

jonathan sims - he/they

martin blackwood - they/he/she

jonah magnus - he/she/it, occasional they/them

simon fairchild - any pronouns, introduces himself using a different set to everybody she meets just to cause chaos when people they know eventually meet and keep correcting each other on zir pronouns.

maxwell rayner - they/them

mike crew - she/they

melanie king - he/they

tmagp:

samama khalid - he/they/ze

colin becher - they/it

lena kelley - she/her to most people, he/it to people he considers its superiors

malevolent:

john doe - he/it

yellow - it/its

kayne - he/she

dennis collins - she/her

and that’s basically all the ones i have that are different than canon lol

i think it’s so funny that robert smirke mentions edmund halley (maxwell rayner) being the one that taught him about the fears, because…simon fairchild was around back then too. he’d been an avatar for longer than halley at that point. and he just decided not to tell smirke. which was iconic of him and honestly halley should’ve done the same

wilsons-divorce-papers:

Elias Bouchard impregnated Kayne and it happened in the Panopticon

ok wait i think i’ve got it this time. jonah magnus was meliora, lena kelley is prequelle