July 2024

lelio-bites:

I am going to regret this aren’t I

dcartcorner:

Elsewhere AU - 4.19

I have concocted a Helanie scene.

So Melanie is walking through the distortion, trying to get somewhere, when Helen asks what she'll do if it turns out that she's lying & Melanie will be stuck there forever.

Melanie responds that she'd gut her like a fish.

In response, the hallways start getting funky. Melanie asks what the matter is, Helen deflects, there's a pause, & she asks how Melanie would do it, purely theoretically of course.

Melanie, feeling devilish, pulls out her knife & begins describing in graphic detail the process of disemboweling, all the while dragging her knife up from Helen's belly to her chin.

Eventually, once Helen has been fluster to the point of utter disarray, she forcefully removes Melanie from the hallways, convieniantly at the location of interest.

Melanie gets up, dusts herself off, then makes her way while cackling.

waow…this is just fucking amazing idk what else to say. i love them so much augh <3 we as a fandom desperately need more flustered helen distortion

dcartcorner:

Elsewhere AU - 4.20

what do you call the event when jon sims got stabbed. eyecupuncture.

hey now. I’M the comedian here

dcartcorner:

Elsewhere AU - 4.22

thedreamthieves:

u’ve heard of “he would not fucking say that” now get ready for “he would not fucking own anything with a pride flag”

i want you to know that i’m awake/i hope you’re asleep is such a lena kelley song. btw.

yknow what. send me a tmagp character and i’ll make a “close enough, welcome back ___” joke about them.