Give me ur aromantic headcanons bestie

WITH PLEASURE, MY FRIEND!

peter lukas from the magnus archives is frayromantic. why? color scheme and canon-accurate the lonely content. what’s more forsaken coded than being romantically attracted to someone UNTIL you actually get to know them? it just. makes so much sense in my mind.

elias bouchard/jonah magnus from the magnus archives is evil and aromantic. he does Romance for money and money alone. he single-handedly got gay marriage legalized in britain for the sake of getting peter’s money.

john gaius from the locked tomb is cupioromantic. because there’s this consistant vibe he brings to every relationship he has.

ianthe tridentarius is lithromantic and lithsexual because the hottest thing a woman can do is NOT be attracted to her.