Obligatory tma halloween headcanons post:
- tim and sasha are OBVIOUSLY barbie and ken from the barbie movie (other people have said it before and i’ll gladly support it)
- martin is some horribly obscure costume from a book or a poem no one really knows about and he gets a bit sad that no one knows who he is but then sasha does a quick google and subtly drops hints to everyone to go be like “heyyyy martin, amazing x costume” and then he cheers up
- jon just refuses to dress up and everyone (especially Tim) bullies him like “oh amazing socially inept man who’s desperately trying to seem good at his job costume!! you’ve got it spot on!!” and he’s so furious that he puts on a costume
- and in every iteration of these headcanons, martin is FLOORED at whatever he eventually dresses up as and i am all for that i will eat that shit up
- he’s so starved for interactions with his crush that he goes feral over jon in non-office clothes
- favourite jon costumes include: normal clothes plus cat ears, normal clothes and everyone thinks he’s come as a vampire, normal clothes in the later seasons and sasha would be like “jon its not ok for you to dress up as a homeless person” with a shit eating grin and jon’s like …what
- bonus - jon doesn’t need to dress up cause he’s already got his costume - it’s someone who’s good at their job!!
- elias LOVES halloween i bet that man is like fuck yeah i can freak out my archival workers in a whole host of new ways - plastic spiders around the office for jon, little clown dolls for tim, eyes EVERYWHERE and its so gaudy and terrible and everyone despises him
- also he really doubles down on calling jon the archivist
- i feel like tim secretly hates halloween now but in like early working at the institute, he went along with it cause martin put out a little pumpkin on his desk and sasha smiled at it
- melanie fucking loves halloween, she’s a legitimately terrifying costume, let’s go through the haunted house kinda gal and i love that for her. she’s a lets watch all three human centipedes in one night and see what happens kinda gal
- daisy and basira despise it cause of all the weird shit that people pull on halloween (and they’re on edge that they’ll be called for some section 31 shit for all of it)
- jon also hates halloween for a similar reason - the increase of joke statements and general taking the piss about the magnus institute
yeah that’s all i got. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!