the thing is that if jonathan sims and sydney sargent met, i do not think they’d get along. it’d be like epic rap battles autism vs. adhd. sydney would take one good look at jon and go “this man has zero sense of whimsy and fun i want him dead” and jon would take one good look at sydney and go “this man is dead. who did this. is he an avatar. i am scared get me out of this fucked up summer camp”

and if jonah magnus and elijah volkov met, it’d be a whole different kind of disaster. it would turn psychosexual before you can say sigmund freud. and they would both be hypocrites about it too just thinking “damn this bitch is crazy. i’m so glad i picked the correct religion, unlike her” about each other the whole time.

but if gertrude robinson and lucille bertuccelli met, it would be the best thing to ever happen to both of them. they would be best friends without ever expressing a single emotion towards each other. if they met, the world might go up in flames, though.