tma s5 except helen somehow stops being the distortion out of nowhere and now she’s just some scared confused lesbian. sopping wet cat of a girl whose only life experience is being a middle class real estate agent. how will she ever make it in this world, you ask. well i heard a rumor that there’s a hot new apocalypse cult around,
if you’re stuck inside the apocalypse, she’s stuck inside the apocalypse. put her in your cult.