the idea of the sky opening up into a giant eye is excellent and creepy, but unfortunately i can no longer take it seriously after imagining people just posting pictures of it captioned shit like “quit staring at me with them big ol eyes” and “im shaking someone please buy her brown contacts” and “fuck r u lookin at”
@vieramars this is too funny to be left in the tags of my stupid little post.
there would be so many posts like “i am the prettiest little flower in this mortal garden” “guys i don’t think we can ‘but i stay silly :3’ our way out of this one” “crazy that the archivist is like. just some guy.” “buried domain gang rise up. oh wait”
people would reblog posts with “op must’ve been inside a spiral domain when they wrote this”
i bet there’d be at least a few people making fan edits of the avatars. and i don’t know how any of them would feel about that to be honest.
you guys need to stop improving my mediocre shitpost with your god-tier tags oh my god
wait i finally have a good addition to make. tma tumblr reblog threads
“imagine getting sent to the eye domain for saying what peter lukas did to jonah magnus”
“what did he do”
“he fucked that old man”
“[screenshot of op’s blog that says they deactivated] hey op how’s the eye domain”
