radioactive-yuri:

tma s5 except helen somehow stops being the distortion out of nowhere and now she’s just some scared confused lesbian. sopping wet cat of a girl whose only life experience is being a middle class real estate agent. how will she ever make it in this world, you ask. well i heard a rumor that there’s a hot new apocalypse cult around,

wait hold on okay. what if whenever she gets really confused, she still goes Distortion Mode and is just kind of their friendly pet distortion.