much like tim stoker x elias bouchard, trexel geistman x hartro piltz would be absolutely hilarious in that both of them would fucking despise this. in fact, they’d be even more dramatically devastated by this than timelias. trexel performing a musical number called Please Board Why Her, She’s Going To Kill Me. meanwhile hartro just kicks down the door holding some far too elaborate type of gun going “UNDO your EVIL fucking curse RIGHT NOW!!!! RRAAAGGGHHH”