one-sided jonelias is so funny just as a concept. your evil eldritch monster boss keeps getting you into life-threatening situations but also he is just incredibly down bad for you. like, astronomically down bad. just completely hopelessly devastatingly in love with you. and you just kind of wish he’d stop mentally torturing your co-workers
the end of s4 is actually just jonah getting rejected in the most humiliating way possible (seeing his crush spiral into codependency with someone that isn’t him) so he just kind of. starts the apocalypse about it. /j