one-sided jonelias is so funny just as a concept. your evil eldritch monster boss keeps getting you into life-threatening situations but also he is just incredibly down bad for you. like, astronomically down bad. just completely hopelessly devastatingly in love with you. and you just kind of wish he’d stop mentally torturing your co-workers
the end of s4 is actually just jonah getting rejected in the most humiliating way possible (seeing his crush spiral into codependency with someone that isn’t him) so he just kind of. starts the apocalypse about it. /j
i. i just realized the further implications of this concept. because that also means that s5, from jonah’s point of view, was just him watching every single jonmartin moment via the eye and then getting killed by jon and THEN having them share their first kiss in the same room as his dead body. the entire multiverse’s biggest adding insult to injury moment ever, possibly. the single biggest L in the world. a comically horrible situation for him tbh. how are you the king of a ruined world and still such a loser on a cosmic level