oh my god. i fucking forgot that distracting elias was a genuine method of making sure he doesn’t spy on you. give him really complicated paperwork to make sure he doesn’t use his eldritch monster powers. “don’t worry guys i have a plan. [throws budgeting plans into the next room] GO FETCH”
do u think the other avatars make fun of him. like everytime one of them has to deal with paperwork of any kind, the others are immediately like “u should give it to jonah lol”. do u think jude perry has him filing her taxes for her
do you think that in another universe one of the assistants has kids and distracts elias with “hey since you know so much can you help my children study?” and she gladly accepts it because he can infodump?
oh absolutely. the downside is that poor assistant is gonna come home to find out their kids now know far too much about microsoft excel