too many of u guys find jonah magnus hot. not enough of u guys find jonah magnus just kind of adorable
honestly yeah probably. he’d be so confused
you’d mistake him for a desolation avatar the way he melts the second someone calls him cute
Now the question is, which characters would call him cute to his face?
i could 100% see gertrude saying it like. as a joke. and then being genuinely surprised by his reaction. i feel like she’s the type to call things cute as an insult (“you think i didn’t prepare for this? that’s cute.”) but jonah would just fixate on the word “cute” and like. die.
but i also feel like simon fairchild would say it unironically. i think he genuinely just finds him (and probably most avatars in general) endearing. he’d say it really casually too like just drop it into a conversation out of nowhere.
maybe tim. he’d do it Just To Feel Something thinking elias would get mad at him or smth but instead he just kinda. goes bright fucking red and starts shaking just completely unsure what to do because in eldritch horror lore this is NOT part of the process /ref
im still thinking about this btw. this is how melanie could’ve won. like why bother trying to stab him, she could’ve just called him cute once and his brain would’ve short circuited.
