this is the universe where lonelyeyes is canon. i know because they have a beautiful daughter named lena kelley
lena consulting her dads for relationship advice over the phone
“now, here’s what you’re going to do, my little eyeling. you go up to that woman, and you say-”
“nothing. you say nothing at all.”
“peter.”
“she’s not ready for a relationship!”
“she’s an adult, she’s ready for whatever she says she’s ready for. besides, i can’t help but feel as though you’re letting your own bias show here.”
“oh, and you aren’t?”
“alright, that’s it, i want another div-”
“[hangs up] why do i even bother.”