oh my god. i fucking forgot that distracting elias was a genuine method of making sure he doesn’t spy on you. give him really complicated paperwork to make sure he doesn’t use his eldritch monster powers. “don’t worry guys i have a plan. [throws budgeting plans into the next room] GO FETCH”
yo how the fuck does this post have more than 1k notes. crazy. very proud of everybody willing to acknowledge how ridiculous and cute this man is, actually