im having so many silly helanie thoughts. like i already made a post about helen’s attempts to flirt with melanie (that, to literally everyone else, seem like veiled threats or just complete nonsense) but what about melanie realizing what’s going on and being like “lol that’s not flirting, stupid. THIS is flirting” and starts pulling out really cheesy sapphic pick-up lines and helen gets so flustered that random doors just start appearing everywhere.