Simon headcannons?

oh, lots and lots and lots.

• non-sam aromantic
• adhd
• genderfluid, but like. really fast.
• abba enjoyer
• fluent in swedish. i don’t know why.
• several tattoos, but all of them are small and seperate from each other. the most notable one is the sun across his chest.
• on all levels except physical, he is a bird. he perches on trees and electric wires.
• owns a copy of the divine comedy
• big fan of the aesthetics of catholic churches