thinking about adelard dekker’s first statement again. “my dearest friend gertrude, hiii lol guess what. i thought i found proof of that theory i had. turns out it was just some end avatar LOSER. also i acquired his address through less than legal means. also he kills people when they’re asleep so watch out for that i guess. shouldn’t be a problem though, i literally stirred his brain like a good soup. anyways that’s all. byee. yours truly, dekker.”

adelard dekker, what a guy.