I’m saying this as a polish speaking person but I find it really funny that Elias Bouchard and Jonah Magnus are very smug bastard sounding names in english, but the moment you change them to their polish equivalents they are the most pussy sounding names imaginable (at least in my opinion). Like, I’m sorry but if your name is Eliasz or Jonasz there is no way I’m not gonna laugh at you.
almost same thing happens in finnish:
the name “elias” when pronounced the way it is in finnish just reminds me of 20 year old business majors who wear ties to university.
the name “joona” or “joonas” is just funny because you can shorten it to “jonne”, a finnish slang term for a young boy, usually someone who lives in the city (stadi) and is generally annoying or clueless.