hello hello, this is your excuse to ramble about your blorbos! give me your top 10 favourite tma characters 👀

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10. melanie king. she’s insane as a character i looove characters defined by their hatred and anger, but even more by what’s left of them when that’s taken away….wow. huge stuff.

9. hmmm annabel cane. she’s so cool,,, her canonical vintage style,,, i think about it a lot,,,,

8. tim stoker. his arc was so interesting tbh, how he stayed the same but changed so much.

7. adelard dekker, god why does nobody talk about adelard dekker. i wish we knew more about him. i wish we knew everything there was to know about him

6. daisy tonner, i looove dog-coded characters, i love the hunt in all of its hypocritical projection glory.

5. jonah magnus. so many thoughts. so so many thoughts. corporate-shaped false prophet angelthing. i wanna torture him and examine his reactions

4. mike crew, my favourite she/they tranfem, the only tma character i have ever related to. sigh. rip queen you would’ve loved the eyepocalypse

3. helen distortion, literally my babygirl, horrible little meow meow, also helanie should be so much more popular than it is

2. gertrude robinson, holy fucking shit gertrude robinson. perhaps the character ever written. the way that she was. the things that she did. just. oh my god.

1. simon fairchild. just. the most fun i’ve ever had listening to this podcast. i got genuinely sad when it was implied he died, and that’s saying something, because i almost never get sad about tma deaths.