when it comes to fandoms, there’s really only four hills i’ll actually die on. and those are:

  1. john gaius is the single most insane character ever written on a purely conceptual basis
  2. lena kelley is not like jonah magnus. at all. in fact, they’re practically opposites.
  3. if kayne from malevolent was a fear avatar, he would be slaughter. nothing else. purely slaughter.
  4. elias bouchard would not fucking look like THAT