lrt objectively the funniest explanation for why elias can call his archivist to him would be bc he had cum inside him and objectively the funniest thing that beholding could ever choose to randomly reveal to jon would be exactly that fact during mag 158
ELIAS
Ah, Jon. I was almost worried. You found your way all right?
JON
(out of breath) Yes. Yes, I did. … how?
ELIAS
Suffice it to say I called you.
JON
W… what? What do y-
[CRESCENDOING STATIC]
JON
(uncomfortable stammering) A…. ah… hhha. Ah. Y- yes…