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eye avatar brainrot: round two
<- jon voice. i suppose
<- saying this but im aware that was just one of elias' peak manipulations and it was so sexy of them
'why wont you believe me' oh maybe because you got a sick satisfied thrill out of turning the ceaseless watcher's gaze on your enemies
(frothing at the mouth) but they were literally meant to be together
(which are that jon and elias are in fucked up crazy love)
2018 jon: I could fix him. but I really really wish I didn’t want to.
ALL OF THAT JUST TO MAKE JM CANON
AUAUHHGJGHH
AUGUHHH WE COULDVE HAD IT ALL!!
CAUSE I CANT HELP YOU I CANT FEED YOU I CANT LOVE YOU BUT I CAN BLEED YOU I JUST I JUST I JUST NEED YOU NOWWWW
CHASE THE LASER POINTER...
Elias is both ariadne’s thread and the minotaur to me
GO IN THERE!! GO INTO THE DARK
GOD
GOD ITS SOOOOO GOOD
I FUCKING WISH
I FUCKING... I WISH!!!!!!
I NEED THEM. I NEED TH
I SUPPOSE I HAD ALWAYS HOPED THERE WAS A CHANCE HE WAS INNOCENT IN ALL THIS
I don’t know who tma s5 is but I would know jonelias crumbs blind
I don’t remember if he actually listens to all the mag recordings canonically but iirc…
I follow back from @igixri btw
I forgot how much of this podcast is microdosing interactions
I guess if I were really going into the conspiracy deep end I’d say that jm’s influence led to a lot of s5 being changed in their favor
I intend on making full use of everything I actually got
I just love the collective groans and sighs after anyone does anything but mostly after when Elias is being smug
I know elias was giggling when he started to do this completely unprompted
I know that if jon and jonah had met back then they would’ve done crazy things to each other
I love him I love him ilove him
I love that after everything in the end Jon reads the statement to end the world and all it takes is a little push from elias
I love when Jon is like I hate you you’re manipulating me (you’re the only one I can confide in you’re the only one who knows how it feels)
I miss him so bad sexy king of flying too close to the sun
I think they should get more fanart also :( I try my best but sometimes I’m like damn I wish I could log on and see many images of my guys
I used to trawl the ao3 extensively in 2020
I wanted s5 jonelias to have it out over jm so bad!!!
IDK i just think there's value in thinking about this outside of labeling it as an ace subtype or something
IF NOT THEN WHY THIS
IM KILLING MYSELF!!! TODAY!!!
IM NOT MAD IM JUST DISAPPOINTED!!!
I’ve mentioned this before and I think op is right about what they’re onto
I’ve probably read most of the fics in there at least once just out of curiosity (except for the ones that I reaaaally can’t stand)
JONELIAS FOREVER
KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING
KNOWING THEYRE BEING MANIPULATED BIT PAST THE POINT OF CARING SO TRUE
NO BC IT WAS CANON!! IT WAS CANON TO ME
PLEASE!!!!! PLEASE!!!! PLEASEE
PREV
ROBBED WE WERE ROBBED
SHE HAS THAT QUALITY ABOUT HER...OF AN UNFINISHED MEAL!!!!
SO TRUEEEE
TEE HEE
THE POWER OF THE CEASELESS WATCHER FLOWS THROUGH YOU AND THE TIME OF OUR VICTORY IS HERE!!
WHY ‘ARE YOU SCARED JON’ WHY ‘PERFECT’
YAYYY YIPPEE
YEAH THIS IS JONELIAS
YESSSS
alex is right this deserves to be on the jonelias sideblog also
also
also a game of cat and mouse is still updating thank god
also everyone else in that ep was good and at their wits’ end
also the last one is my jonah/jon frankenstein au…I still need to revisit that one lmao
always fun to look back on ur own stuff and be like Well op you’re so right
and am liable to write even more at any given moment
and by misinterpretation i mean both
and it’s just so. the way that jon cuts elias off and snipes at him but is still so hungry for what he has to tell him
and noncon torture porn never stops being boring <3
and of course how they are in all of 92
and the people who wrote endless noncon/dead dove fic that filled up the tag
and without that jm is kinda just a softboy ship esp since jonny sims backed out of web martin truthing
anyways. society if s5 actually followed through on any of this 🏙️
as you can see i've written a fair amount of words on the subject
awesome
awful podcast man that lives in my head rent free
because they are. kind of
because yes. exactly. they did do that.
but I do think it’s very funny because it has to be like 90% unintentional
but I don’t reaaally believe that so much
but by god. they knew what they were doing here I swear
but he diddnttttt :)
but i cant think about it for too long because what can you do!!
but lbr im not super interested in established relationship in general anyways
but oh well we have our mind palaces
but that's how it is on this website ! i cant help being an elias stan
clearly the man is in love with you--wait she didnt say that
considering what we're given in canon
cunt. whore
daily jonelias delusionalposting
delusionalposting
do what you like I guess it just really goes against my je values
does this make any sense at all or am i slowly going insane
dont ask me what shadows are i dont know.
don’t mind the uh. the moth thing
edit: and i have tags like a real blog now!
either way his fate is not a happy one <3
elias talking about religion like im dropping hints that i want to make you into my god and worship you and these aims are entirely selfish
especially if it’s not how it looks
for the crime of being precocious? there have been worse children
gertrude
girls when they reread a guest for mr spider
got a notif from my phone that apparently it’s been 3 years since I made these images
guys who were hit as a kid they were good but then they quit everyone that tried to fix them know that they cant change a bit
he chooses the fucking dog
he is SO annoying <3
he is SOOOOO
he should totally jerk off to it is what I’m trying to say.
his powers were definitely comparable even if he was more out of control
honestly I made this post bc I went to look up how they interact right before the unknowing
honestly i feel badly for him when he said he was hardly an easy child to deal with
hysterical
i KNOW mr [pleasured exhalation] couldve given me more than what we got
i dont think about the 'somewhere else' that often bc i will be real i dont care
i have some 'thoughts' on the greater jemp polycule as a whole but thats a matter for another post
i just dont believe in it. transformative fiction and all
i just had the best episode numbers memorized at some point
i know everyone always posts this screenshot but. you understand
i like jonny sims' dramatic statement reading voice (and his pained whimpers) but i have to say
i love talking to alex and feeling the je pathways activate in my brain
i luv them and im a bit delusional for it maybe
i miss them....
i really think i never got super into jm because i just saw je so early on from the beginning
i stand with my cancelled wife
i support ace jon rep but that ambiguous in-canon phrasing of 'he doesn't have [sex] like at all' to me sounded very much like
i think it was 80 92 102 120 158 160
idk how to explain it even. it’s bc im delusional maybe but
idk i definitely also feel like the reading i have of elias is pretty sympathetic and generous
if pain isn’t sexy then why did he whimper and gasp like that
if they'd been even a little more canon i wouldve wholeheartedly said they blew hannigram out of the water but alas
im also very very tempted to polish and post a bunch of old unfinished ones
im happy jon got to be the one to personally murder elias but well you know what i really wanted.
im normal!! im normal!!! i was just interpreting the text!!!!
in a better world we would’ve seen jonelias eyeswap
into the purview of his fledgling powers
is hanahaki cringe now? well its still fun to me
is it my fault that they’re narrative foils that should fuck nasty
it was neither of things it was hannigram 2!
its everything to me
its so sick!!!
it’s funny that this post is about another song also
it’s just in the text. im not delusional for thinking jon was 2 seconds away from running away with elias to his eye throne
joking. but not really
jon and elias really do canonically get off on the eye’s power huh
jon being so self conscious about it every time meanwhile elias is like ohh i cant not fuck him
jon is consenting he might not like that he is but he is.
jon listening to elias like oh my god how does he know so much about my catholic trauma. nvm dont answer that
jon was becoming so sexy in s4 if i were elias i would also lock myself up in jail so that i didnt accidentally project a miasma of lust
jonah magnus’ 200 year quest to frankenstein his favorite bottom into his perfect top
jonelias
jonelias appeals to me so much when its like
jonelias breadcrumbs are very easy to make because these two are foils (smiling sweetly)
jonelias forever <3 <3 <3
jonelias.
jonmartin vs jonelias
just a tiny little implication
kind of a run on post but I’m tired and thinking about them always makes me so incoherent and dramatic
let's also think about how jonah would've GAGGED to hear jon say his real name for the first time
like I bet jon could’ve fought against it harder and stopped himself if he’d really wanted to
like I’m sorry I just think a little age gap between adults is sexy
like i had my mind open and all but they were just never as interesting to me
like it should make you be like Damn the head of the institute has a thing for silver foxes? 😳
like it’s fucking ooc that’s what it is
like refreshing the tag a couple times a day
listening to that elias being the worst comp on youtube won me back over so completely it was so dire
literally babygirl
literally screaming crying throwing up
literally that one jonelias fic i wrote
literally why else did they do this. why did they make jon be so vulnerable in front of elias. if it wasn’t about the rituals
love it...beautiful
maybe because you 'didn't want it' but you absolutely did choose it
maybe im just projecting tho <3
maybe one of these days I’ll do an execution that measures up to the concept
me listening to mag161: so why aren’t they having epic eyeball sex on their shared throne
me me me me me also
me typing my 189203th post about how they're made for each other
meant to be. kings of a ruined world. so perfect
mfw a guy who clearly received 0 love in his childhood blames himself for not being grateful for the crumbs of affection he got
most of all i can't stop thinking about how we never got a full reaction to jon finally calling elias by his real name
moving things to this blog
my conclusion: secret good jonelias ending
my evidence: mountains of delicious subtext
my thesis: je has always been canon
new blog new excuse to post old art
no one else will do it like he did
no. it wants him to be fucked into next week this I know
not elaborating you figure this out
not only that but when you threaten him with 'it's me or the dog'
not they didn’t do crazy things . I just love knowing they would’ve hit it off regardless
off the cuff examples like how jon bitches at elias in 102 but still defends him to melanie
oh this is a repressed gay dude who's never been properly taught anything about sex especially not out of cishetnormative teachings
ok jon!
ok maybe the answer is to just write time travel victorian au myself also but. oh my god i love op's mind palace so much
ok mr PLEASURED EXHALATION and mr AGONIZED BLISS!!
on the cuff (I looked it up): that’s actually the only 3 times Jon and Elias talk in s3 LMAO
op you're a genius
or at least not in the face of what I already know had to be changed for the pandemic/state of the fandom post-s4
please talk to me about. jonelias
really good
rereading mag160 because listening to it would blow my dick clean off
romance. ROMANCE!!
screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
sighs dreamily
so ROMANTIC 😍
so if you're interested watch this space!!! lol
so important to me
so sexy of elias to know that would be all that it takes to get him to keep reading
so sexy of him to literally end the world for it
so true
so true op
so true prev
some of the writing in this fic is pretty lame but I am still very fond of it
someone please grab him by the scruff and hold him down until he stops panicking
sorry also for steamrollering over the word of god ace jon headcanon
sorry for saying pre slash but i thought it sounded better than pre relationship
sorry sometimes I get in a mood about this. I just love them so much
sorry to post 5 times and immediately go to sleep but thats how my life is these days
staples this line to my forehead
switchboard lighting up like christmas
t4t regency era jonjonah makes me so insane . they could find themselves in each other in any universe
thank you I’m so glad u enjoyed my fic…🥺
thats Literally my princess. my cancelled wife.
thats his favored hound right there sir
the BONES of a jonelias ending are there in s5 I swear
the lead up from 158->160 was literally insane
the megaritual being unofficially called the magnus archives really makes me insane though
the people who thought it was an ontologically evil ship for weirdos and freaks
the post-canon ??????????
the way jon replies to elias’ comments
there's a jon/jonah parallel religious trauma thing ive been meaning to write in this same vein
there's probably some fics like this out there but not in this specific introspective way that i want lol
they are always just talking to each other like they’re the only ones who are in on the big secret
they just wrote this. thhey just wrote this. and they didnt think of these implications?
they were literally made for and from each other
this blog really is me doing the jonelias conspiracy unironically
this is also why i believe in his religious trauma . well maybe im just projecting
this is from og elias’ statement
this is so crazy also
this is why they wouldnt let jon visit elias in prison in s4
this one has gotta go here too
this post brought to you from some fanart I saw
this was from 2020 also
tjec
tma canon really is like we made these two characters act very similar in very different positions
to be clear this isnt noncon to me
to each their own but let me be clear!! mine is the best
to me.
top ten jonelias metaphors include bugs and dogs
top ten sexiest tma concepts for sure
true je fans remember beholding’s own
ugh its so erotic for no reason
underlying sexual tension under every conversation but we're not DATING god how could you call it dating
uuuu I love them…I love them
wait this is making me lose it. I feel so tender and crazy
we were robbed of that also. but i loved 'jon? is that you? i was having the most wonderful dream...' so so much so maybe thats ok
well. as fun as it can be to speculate on authorial intent
well. most of ritualcrafting in tma is just going with what feels right anyways
what is it that you wish you could do SCREAM!!!!!
what was i cooking at 3 am on a random evening in june
when I die get tma s5 to lower me into my grave so it can let me down one last time
when he says thank you Jon :) and Jon is like SHUT UP
when the horrors in mirror are closer than they appear
when the title of the fic was from tongues & teeth
when the. when th. guiding hand on the small of his back and possessive glares at anyone he talks to for too long
which does not necessarily an ace person make
which is to say they arent that different after all etc
wonderful jonelias ❤️❤️❤️
yes we fuck nasty on the reg yes i submit to his manipulations yes i begrudgingly embrace the monster i'm becoming. but dating????? no
you can tell when I lost control of this post and just started liveblogging the ep
you get the religious devotion aspect more with elias anyways
you might as well get married!!!!
you think the beholding is gonna let jon get away with such a woefully underresearched aspect of his personal life?
‘one long category error’ ‘assuming we don’t you know die’
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