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shadow-and-purgatory:

> ranking tma entities by sexiness as an aroace person

> 15 the lonely - not very sexy. for. obvious reasons.

> 14 the extinction - kind of a bummer, doesnt have any sex appeal. radiation poisoning is kind of sexy, but its just the end of humanity.

> 13 the eye - its just. its just voyeurism. it doesnt do anything fancy, it just watches you.

> 12 the vast - simon fairchild bumps this one up on the list. insignificance and existentialism is kind of hot, but also like the lonely is so distant.

> 11 the end - its got tentacles. the tentacles represent horrible fearful deaths, but it has tentacles. also there might be something to the inevitability of it all.

> 10 the dark - could be sexy if you put in the work, but similarly to the eye, theres just not a whole lot there on its own. if you ever wanted to fuck the monster under your bed, this might be for you though

> 9 the slaughter - grifters bone is VERY hot. being violently killed, also very hot. however trench warfare is less hot.

> 8 the buried - i wanted to rank this one higher, i really did. its being crushed, smothered. inherently sexy.

> 7 the spiral - losing your self and your mind, what is up and what is down. twisted beyond yourself in cosmic madness. also michaels fingers are very long. do with this what you will.

> 6 the hunt - what is sexier than the thrill of the chase? being pursued.

> 5 the corruption - the corruption is canonically a milf. everybody wants to fuck the bugs.

> 4 the desolation - literally hot. theres a lot you can do with molten wax. being burned alive. jude perry is very hot. loss and purposeless destruction is also very hot in its own right.

> 3 the stranger - the mannequins can look like whatever they take. they will skin you. theyre big on moisturizing. and the ringmistress has a whip. dance the world anew. hot.

> 2 the web - the web has a LOT of sex appeal. everyone wants to fuck the spiders. it loses points for the consent issues, and your mileage may vary about the manipulation, but its still very hot.

> 1 the flesh - the flesh has everything. it respects consent. you want your ribs removed, and the flesh will oblige. 100 mouths, arms and legs. Cannibalism. anatomy is whatever you want. the flesh is the sexiest entity.