2023-07-29 4:51:06 ¶ ● ⬈

thedevilscarnival:

> so like. did jonah actually do anything before founding his spooky bitch institute. all of his other correspondents clearly were respected figures in their relative fields like being prominent doctors or architects, but jonah was just an evil librarian and has nothing to show for it. even barnabas bennett, who shows up immediately to die, was implied to have business ventures because he got lonely’d because of a debt with the lukases. why did they keep him around? why did they like him? was he just hot?
> what im saying is that jonah magnus was a trophy husband